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Just here to ruin your day with some Banana Water 16 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Gross.
Well, it was the honorary thing to do 2 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Sounds about right.
I didn't know if I should laugh or say sorry 7 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
1. How do you not know your co-worker's wife died? Especially if you are going to be so nosey. 2. People wash their stuff in the office sink (why would you ask and then why would he cry about it? Was she the one who washed his lunchbox?)
The introvert's dating catch 22 3 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
it's not the definition of an introvert to stay in and avoid people. That is a hermit. Why would anyone want someone who sits inside their cave all day and avoids people. That sounds like the suckiest relationship ever and it will get old fast.
I suspect time travel 4 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
How would they even figure out that situation?
Relationship goals 12 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Believe me it is tearing the marriage apart. Not cute.
What's the backstory 22 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
Then she was leading him on if she doesn't date him afterwards...etc etc...cannot win.
Accurate 5 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
I was trying to describe coconut water to someone the other day and actually this is so accurate I wish I would have see it beforehand.
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Jonah Hill 3 years ago and today 22 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
You are not a writer. You a whiner. I doubt you have ever published anything. Your grammar is horrible.
Not so Biggus d*ckus 11 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
It feels like they are supporting a stadium that bans women and hiding who they are to be a part of it. Screw that.
This but a scratch 22 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
Old Saabs - omg, like tanks.
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Not having it 6 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
That's embarassing
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Coma 5 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
Yes, life would be so much better after a month.
I've must've missed her, too busy looking at memes 16 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
I met a guy when I was 17 and we became instant friends and were inseparable for a bit, but college took us in different directions (we went to the same college, but partied and didn't ever get together besides hooking up once later). We lost touch eventually. Last year, he got sick and almost died, but during his drugged up, feverish state in the hospital, he had a dream about me and said my name. His gf at the time got mad and they broke up. I had thought about him at about the same time and found his email online. It wasn't an address he normally uses, so it took awhile for him to check it and reply after I emailed him to say hello. He asked me to call him, I did and we talked on the phone for hours everyday (for 2 months), then he packed up his stuff and drove across the country to be with me (moved here). I am 39 and he is 40 and he is my soulmate and the love of my life. He was the first one to say that we are soulmates, but I definitely agree. Don't give up!
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We need more of this girl 6 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
take away that kid's degree....
Art of the trap 31 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
I don't believe the teacher thing at all because there is no way he is over 16 at best.
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Hi oh..... 6 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
That's not going to sound normal.
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Rich Tooth fairy 5 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
It took my forever to figure this out....I am dense.
His fur is white as flour 8 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
So you find a basket of white powder (or you assume it is) and you add a bunch of ingredients to make bread...what kept you from snorting it or adding water for paper mache. I mean, but seriously, that's obviously a cat.
#RoyalBaby 10 comments
guest · 16 weeks ago
He will have to work and join the army
A great way to avoid getting caught 10 comments
guest · 16 weeks ago
No, you just look like you smoke weed all the time.
Pants-cat 5 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
WTF is this ad?
Aww!! 3 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
It's a beautiful tattoo.
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Impossible 37 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
I don't even know what Fortnight is, so I win.
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1500 lbs manta ray 6 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
why though?
U and I will change everything 11 comments
guest · 18 weeks ago
on purpose.
The worst way to propose to someone ever 4 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
gross
Everyday heroic 5 comments
guest · 19 weeks ago
Oh is insurance going to cover it then? Doubt.
Raking leaves time-lapse 4 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
one bag tho?
Indecisiveness will cost you 8 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
a shelter wouldn't let that happen
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The same with big weddings 18 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
My wedding ring was $4k and it was paid off in a year, still have money and stuff. My husband insisted upon it and that is what we did. Oh well, to each his own.
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Sometimes photoshop is not enough 3 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
lame
We have a sloution 9 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
I quit facebook 8 months ago and I survived.
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How to save money tip #5 5 comments
guest · 20 weeks ago
Exactly and my husband doesn't get it. *shrug*
Long lost cat found 22 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
I live in the US, never declawed our cats - its freaking awful to do, but also it keeps them from properly stretching their heart muscles. Just clip them, it's easy. I do it for my parent's cat and my neighbors.
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Long lost cat found 22 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
You lost me at "declawed." Then you gave up your other cat. You are not an animal lover.
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Great for long days at the office 2 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
Because it would be so fun to be drunk at work. This is probably for a severe alcoholic who doesn't want to lose his job.
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Dogs are amazing animals 6 comments
guest · 21 weeks ago
She didn't feed these dogs, these dogs were strays near the funeral home, over 800 miles from where she had lived. This story - while fun seeming - also appears to be a little bit of bs.
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Dog fat shamming 6 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
I'm the corgi.
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I didn't experience this 3 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
My sister then threw me against a wall. Good times.
What a twist! 4 comments
guest · 22 weeks ago
It's The Onion though.
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Winter surfing in -13 degrees in Sweden 2 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
I get it, but I wouldn't have a beard then
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Rip feelings 6 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
This seems mean and probably fake since they are both using terms of endearment
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McDonald's women's day 13 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
It is a first job for teens basically.
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Winter is here 2 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
whoever made this is now my favorite person.
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You asked the wrong crowd 7 comments
guest · 23 weeks ago
I am still waiting for her to perform a very, very late term abortion on me.
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Offended 5 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
I agree - he looks thin here.
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When you choose the easy mode in a campaign 10 comments
guest · 24 weeks ago
Because porn plotlines and acting is stupid
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