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Hi oh..... 6 comments
guest · 2 days ago
That's not going to sound normal.
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Rich Tooth fairy 4 comments
guest · 5 days ago
It took my forever to figure this out....I am dense.
His fur is white as flour 8 comments
guest · 5 days ago
So you find a basket of white powder (or you assume it is) and you add a bunch of ingredients to make bread...what kept you from snorting it or adding water for paper mache. I mean, but seriously, that's obviously a cat.
#RoyalBaby 10 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
He will have to work and join the army
A great way to avoid getting caught 10 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
No, you just look like you smoke weed all the time.
Pants-cat 5 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
WTF is this ad?
Aww!! 3 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
It's a beautiful tattoo.
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Impossible 37 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
I don't even know what Fortnight is, so I win.
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1500 lbs manta ray 6 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
why though?
U and I will change everything 11 comments
guest · 5 weeks ago
on purpose.
The worst way to propose to someone ever 4 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
gross
Everyday heroic 5 comments
guest · 6 weeks ago
Oh is insurance going to cover it then? Doubt.
Raking leaves time-lapse 4 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
one bag tho?
Indecisiveness will cost you 7 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
a shelter wouldn't let that happen
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The same with big weddings 18 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
My wedding ring was $4k and it was paid off in a year, still have money and stuff. My husband insisted upon it and that is what we did. Oh well, to each his own.
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Sometimes photoshop is not enough 3 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
lame
We have a sloution 9 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
I quit facebook 8 months ago and I survived.
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How to save money tip #5 5 comments
guest · 7 weeks ago
Exactly and my husband doesn't get it. *shrug*
Long lost cat found 22 comments
guest · 8 weeks ago
I live in the US, never declawed our cats - its freaking awful to do, but also it keeps them from properly stretching their heart muscles. Just clip them, it's easy. I do it for my parent's cat and my neighbors.
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Long lost cat found 22 comments
guest · 8 weeks ago
You lost me at "declawed." Then you gave up your other cat. You are not an animal lover.
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Great for long days at the office 2 comments
guest · 8 weeks ago
Because it would be so fun to be drunk at work. This is probably for a severe alcoholic who doesn't want to lose his job.
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Dogs are amazing animals 6 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
She didn't feed these dogs, these dogs were strays near the funeral home, over 800 miles from where she had lived. This story - while fun seeming - also appears to be a little bit of bs.
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Dog fat shamming 6 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
I'm the corgi.
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I didn't experience this 3 comments
guest · 9 weeks ago
My sister then threw me against a wall. Good times.
What a twist! 4 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
It's The Onion though.
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Winter surfing in -13 degrees in Sweden 2 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
I get it, but I wouldn't have a beard then
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Rip feelings 6 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
This seems mean and probably fake since they are both using terms of endearment
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McDonald's women's day 13 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
It is a first job for teens basically.
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Winter is here 2 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
whoever made this is now my favorite person.
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You asked the wrong crowd 7 comments
guest · 10 weeks ago
I am still waiting for her to perform a very, very late term abortion on me.
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Offended 5 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
I agree - he looks thin here.
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When you choose the easy mode in a campaign 10 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
Because porn plotlines and acting is stupid
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We have a plastic bag for plastic bags. It's full 11 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
We get them free and in excess. I have been bagging my own stuff because the kid workers at Target give me like 50 bags for 20 items....it is insane. Usually I will bring my own too, but in case I forget.
Hmm 12 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
It's weird, but after one you have to have another, though you will never actually crave it because it is waxy and kinda gross.
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Anyone else creeped out by this 26 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
I don't get the "ship" thing.
Ahhh, humanity. Don't ever change. You're ADORABLE 4 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
What do you mean, smoking a butt? Just something you found on the ground?
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Oh 8 comments
guest · 11 weeks ago
Now the beak in the first pic doesn't look right (like it is a muzzle or something)...booo...
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Then the porch clapped. 9 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
I never answer the doorbell unless I was expecting someone
And some more 7 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
I agree, you wouldn't leave your dog outside while you are at work unless you were sure he would be inside a fenced area. I think this story is completely fake.
I thought it was an automated message 1 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
That's hilarious - did you tell them you thought it was automated?
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Make everyone eat tide pods then 22 comments
guest · 12 weeks ago
I got IDed for rubber cement yesterday. Um, here's my ID, now I am going to go huff my rubber cement.
Rainbow snek 17 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
reblog if you cri everytim
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well, now the secret is out.. they love us.. 8 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
How would you ever even come to know that? I think it's not true. Also, humans are a-holes even to elephants.
Woman shares texts from man who thought her cancer was contagious 19 comments
guest · 13 weeks ago
Since she is not going to date him, she should have assured him that cancer was highly contagious so he can go on looking like a dumbass in the future as well.
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I may not be perfect, but my hooman loves me 8 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
permawink
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Haven't really seen this in the press. Godspeed!  12 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
like a donut hole?
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They are just dogs 21 comments
guest · 14 weeks ago
Doge.
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Grandma was a little too enthusiastic when adding alcohol to the recipe 10 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
It's not the alcohol, it's the powdered sugar.
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You start from a higher height 8 comments
guest · 15 weeks ago
I had to do a double take on your comment because here in the U.S. some states have "Sun City" communities (by Del Webb and maybe others) that are for 55 years and older (like old folks communities). I just imagined them having an intense water slide.
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