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God is love, but. 7 comments
guest · 2 days ago
Which one?
Are there several Satans specialized in several kinds of kinky tongue stuff?
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The truth has been spoken! 3 comments
guest · 2 days ago
"Yup, Dewey, I'm talking about your goddamn mother."
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China. Friday 6 comments
guest · 2 days ago
FIREWORKS \o/
Finallyyyyyyy! 4 comments
guest · 3 days ago
Well, Shaun of the Dead 2 will never happen, so... well, take what you get.
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Drink 6 comments
guest · 3 days ago
"Do you have tomato juice, please?.. Hey, what are you doing with that knife?
- iT's CoMiNG rIgHt AwAYYyyYyYYY-- AOUCH!"
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Good idea 7 comments
guest · 3 days ago
Well, that's clever.
Men before vs men now 5 comments
guest · 4 days ago
15-to-20-year-olds with a 80-year-old mentality complaining about the "disappearance of real men".
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Chinese beach... If you lose your kid in here, you'd better make a new one 6 comments
guest · 4 days ago
If you want to lose your child, this is the perfect place.
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Wanna see my special talent? 2 comments
guest · 4 days ago
Did you actually know it, or were you hoping? :)
Fu** off, charlotte! 11 comments
guest · 5 days ago
Is the Women World Cup advertised as much? Do we talk about women playing soccer? No, because we still think that most sports, including soccer, are a man's thing.
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Ernest Hemingway is tough to kill 12 comments
guest · 5 days ago
"lived through"? He committed suicide because of his diseases and the pain of his treatments.
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Organizing leaves into elaborate patterns (by James Brunt) 2 comments
guest · 6 days ago
Is that the guy who sang "You'le Beautifur"?
What I don't know can't hurt me 3 comments
guest · 6 days ago
No, it's not. When my grades were bad, I would still have food and a place to live.
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Comcast uses Comcast too 1 comments
guest · 6 days ago
This douchebag started writing his angry comment after 3 minutes and 1 second, I guess... Check the times.
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A psycho's infamous last words 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
A Dr Beaurieux went further: a few seconds after the eyes of the freshly beheaded man closed, he called his name, and the severed head opened his eyes again and looked directly to him.
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A psycho's infamous last words 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Not sure if "often", but he admitted to having drunk the blood of a victim at least once.
Also, weird music for lovers of serial-killer-inspired death-metal: youtube.com/watch?v=2CilDq5ISW4
Send the troops 3 comments
guest · 1 week ago
The solution in use is to tie a knot in the flag, and then fly it upside down.
So the witch doctor has a new trick 5 comments
guest · 1 week ago
*scanning his groceries at the 7/11*
Hey, I got an idea.
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Dont think my shop knows what a 'Special Offer' is 2 comments
guest · 1 week ago
That's pretty special, indeed. Their math skills are, too.
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Did somebody say goodest boye? 10 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Nope. I've been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna.
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The World's Tallest Horse Alive Today --- Big Jake 6 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Where's the Brazzers logo on this picture?
Works 5 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Prison food is still free food.
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Inconvenience fee 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
'Here is the refund.'
*clenches right fist, punches right in the stomach*
'Oh, and here is the 10% inconvenient fee.'
*raises his left-hand middle finger*
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Few will get it 13 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Why this title? Are we supposed to be that dumb?
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Oh naw 2 comments
guest · 1 week ago
'Based on a true story' actually meaning 'our writers read stuff about someone who definitely killed people' in this case.
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You sure thats not humpty dumpty tho 13 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Was going to post that exact link. Thank you :)
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Which would you choose 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
"would have been suffice"? Seems like she has been pretty upset by the contents of that message.
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"Hello there" 10 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
The words are "baguette" and "croissant", because women are into French lovers.
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There are vegans who choose to inspire others and then there's me 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
These people are weird. When someone tells me his food is vegan, I want to take a bite even more. A regular beefsteak? Yeah, I know what it tastes like. Extra-pepper green lentil steak con pesto verde? You got my attention here.
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Your mom is a better weiner swallower! 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Thanks for the title that spoils the joke.
Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Do you want to life your way and be happy with that, or live longer and be bored? I get that overweight people spreading the false idea that obesity is OK for everyone is fucking infuriating ; however, if someone overweight knows the repercussions for his/her height and decided he/she does not care at all, well, why not let go? It does not hurt anyone else.
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CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK 7 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Just imagine the Time Warp dance from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, now.
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Hmmm 37 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
In rare instances, a passenger could still probably get the authorization to bring his pit (or "pit type") dog with him/her. Alas, this is not illegal, because if it was illegal, DA would not have taken that decision in the first place (their legal team would not make such a huge mistake).
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Can someone explain 24 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
*privilege
Alas, racism in any form is not, and will probably never, be over.
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Anon is winning 18 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Getting out of depression. What a majestuous feeling.
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Please insert disk 5 of 7 now!! 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
No, it's not. Many software use a picture of a hard disk drive now.
Jim Carry to play Dr. Robotnik 18 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Okay, so... Jim Carrey in a weird comic role, I'm alright with that. But a Sonic the Hedgehog live movie? Fuck you, Hollywood.
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Science, f*ck yeah!!!!! 5 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
"There are about half as many sex positions in space than on Earth, yo."
Black Science Guy, 2018
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There's a face 9 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Not only: pareidolia is why you see faces where there aren't (from the face on the moon to interpreting smileys), but also why you see animals or, actually, anything, while looking at clouds, or why you can hear patterns in random sounds :)
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He needed a break after making them 2 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
On His controller, the X button is "Randomize", but the Y button is "Fuck him up real bad". Trust me.
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Drugs are good kids 5 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
*HENCE they're sad.
Spam 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Exactly what I had to say here. Somali and Arabic are the official languages of Somalia.
Buzzfeed is a child 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
"Whatever, you'll click on our shit anyways."
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Lucifer morningstar 5 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Sorry to be "that fucking guy", but this is basically what rape culture is about.
You must workout even if you don't feel good 3 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Workout or anything! That's the "Do something" principle: you should never wait for any happiness or good feelings to do something, because doing something makes you happy.
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