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Dad makes fancy cake 9 comments
guest · 12 hours ago
Ok no offense to anyone but I haven't had a cake since i was 10
Listen to your enemies 2 comments
guest · 1 day ago
Meanwhile Apple's buds cost the same and they can't do shit
No time 1 comments
guest · 1 day ago
Why the slits in the front? That looks atrocious
5/7 would watch him support the family again 3 comments
guest · 2 days ago
It's a Mac. Nobody with a Mac can support their family.
I always knew shaggy's been fckng scooby 10 comments
guest · 3 days ago
Shaggy bangs Scooby confirmed
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Sounds interesting 8 comments
guest · 4 days ago
No, because he has sued people in the past for jokes, you dingus.
Sounds interesting 8 comments
guest · 4 days ago
Careful though, he might sue you for saying that.
The world is more interesting now 4 comments
guest · 4 days ago
That's good. Sharks are precious creatures.
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Sounds interesting 8 comments
guest · 4 days ago
I don't know but Trump's would be orangutan noises.
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Mother puts her life on the line to protect her baby 19 comments
guest · 5 days ago
I mean, it's noble and all and I don't wanna sound like an ass but I've had worse from just regular martial arts trainings.
0-100 real quick 19 comments
guest · 6 days ago
TF are u babbling on about
What have we become 26 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Also gen Z here. Fuck off kat, today's cartoons are one of the best I've ever seen. Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman... Sure, some of these are more mature but the stuff for kids has ALWAYS been cheap entertainment. Cartoons used to be just advertisement to sell toys so I definitely wouldn't say old stuff is better than new. As for video games, sure trash like Fortnite exists but there's also a boom of indie games now that development tools are more accessible. And sure that resulted in a bunch of cheap asset flips but also in some great indie games. So yeah I disagree that "classic" stuff is better. Shows back then were in general as crappy as most shows now. But the crappy ones usually aren't remember which is why we often see old stuff as better, because we only see the "best of". But from what I remember, old Fox Kids cartoons, movies and games in the 90s/early 00s were just as hit or miss as today's are.
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Modern rappers 8 comments
guest · 1 week ago
These rappers are a punishment from God. He decided to give life to the desk doodles to punish us for ruining school desks.
I second that 6 comments
guest · 1 week ago
I always thought a short honk is a somewhat friendly one and a long one is a "WTF are you doing?"
No. Of course it's not 9 comments
guest · 1 week ago
As someone who can't stand kids, I relate to her on a spiritual level.
Cabbage 10 comments
guest · 1 week ago
@maddelathor If she asked for it she wouldn't have responded like that. The context makes it pretty clear. Yeah we just assume that but that assumption isn't based on nothing.
Marry him 4 comments
guest · 1 week ago
In our relationship I'd be the one singing and my bf the one cringing lol
Cool note 5 comments
guest · 1 week ago
He trusted the cat not to carry it into its hoarding pile or tear it apart? That's a level of trust I wish I had. And also a very nice cat apparently.
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Cool note 5 comments
guest · 1 week ago
He would do anything for love but not that
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Cabbage 10 comments
guest · 1 week ago
She wouldn't have made fun of him if he didn't send a (probably unsolicited judging by her response) dick pic.
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Relationship goals 4 comments
guest · 1 week ago
I just noticed that was the title. I'm a dumbass, I apologize.
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I might not have 3 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Idk who would get their panties in a twist about me saying the dude in the post probably has a good sense of humor but... That's the internet I guess.
Relationship goals 4 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Relationship goals
I might not have 3 comments
guest · 1 week ago
A good sense of humor! That often tops many of the other attributes. Except for the warm heart of course.
Excuse me what the f**k 3 comments
guest · 1 week ago
*pretentious voice* It's called fashion look it up
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You and your double standards 9 comments
guest · 1 week ago
I mean one thing is dressing like a hooker and another thing is wearing underwear as shorts. When u see someone dressed like a hooker u just think "how classy" (/s) but when you see someone in their underwear you're a little weirded out, no?
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Y I k e s 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
For example leukemia*
Y I k e s 7 comments
guest · 1 week ago
Not to mention that Jehovah's witnesses (at least in my country) refuse blood transfusions so if their child has for leukemia or any other blood related sickness or suffered a major accident, they'd rather let them die than undergo a blood transfusion.
First they rape the kids, then let them die. Sounds like wonderful people.
3D architectural intervention by muralist Mr. June 2 comments
guest · 1 week ago
I hope it doesn't distract people from the good beer!
The proper way to eat a banana 7 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
If y'all dropped that stupid masculinity cult you wouldn't have to be intimidated by a fruit.
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Crystal skull 6 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
it looks like something between Mewtwo and Cubone. Mewbone? Cuetwo?
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Cry time over 8 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
People Live Here by Rise Against is about 4 and a half minutes.
Or, alternatively, Nothing Else Matters is about 6.
So wholesome 5 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I was told to shut the fuck up when I was coughing too loudly because I was sick.
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Pomeranian of your nightmares! 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
It's called fashion look it up
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It's only fair 5 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
That sounds adorable I'm not gonna lie
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I hope I get that for my birthday. 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
*Not because of something kinky. My phone's autocorrect thinks I'm a perv, I guess.
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I hope I get that for my birthday. 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
I actually told my boyfriend to get me one for my birthday. My because of something kinky, it just helps me sleep a little longer instead of waking up at 6:30 in the morning because of the fucking Sun.
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Rainbow 27 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
Plato's philosophy didn't cause a genocide in the form of crusades. You have to admit that the comparison doesn't quite work. One thing is a guy writing about an ideal political system. He was just a guy. Another thing is a collective belief that some higher power wants you to do this or that. And before you argue with "well a genocide also happened during WWII and it was thanks to an influential guy", religion (namely German mysticism) was a big part of Nazi ideology. The common element here is people doing things because they believed it will help some cause that is bigger than themselves. Read Hannah Arendt's book The Origins of Totalitarianism, at least the section about mass society. Because I think a lot of these characteristics about people who, thanks to crowd mentality and the belief that they're doing something for a cause that is much bigger than themselves, applies to Abrahamic religions as well. And it is a dangerous mindset.
Salute to the art 4 comments
guest · 2 weeks ago
"Wa...termelon."
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Hmmmm 16 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Which would be after one day
Time for spooky memes 7 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
PREPARE THE TRUMPETS! *Doot door*
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Rainbow 27 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
As Kyle Kulinski likes to say. You let a fucking Jigglypuff in space influence your ideas? (Jigglypuff in space = "God")
Seriously, stop thinking what space wizard would do and think for yourselves. Religion is a bunch of fairy tales that might be an interesting read but shouldn't dictate one's behavior.
This trickery 12 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
If you want to be a villain number one,
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The end is near. 31 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure the etymology comes from womb and man.
But I'm not sure if you're joking or just a salty incel and I'm not gonna guess, but the more you know, right?
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Hmmm 2 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
Sweet home Alabama
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"Lives" 8 comments
guest · 3 weeks ago
What do the quotation marks mean. Is he a vegetable? In that case I'd rather die, honestly.
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Short guys must turn gay 8 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
I know, right? I'm 5'10" and I don't think that's like freakishly tall, lots of guys are taller than me. But they still prefer girls who are like 5'.
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D o n " t 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
*Month
D o n " t 6 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
Ok this is legit one of few the posts I giggled at in the last mpntht. Thank you, OP.
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Short guys must turn gay 8 comments
guest · 4 weeks ago
But guys prefer short girls. As a tall girl I can say my situation is the same as a short guy's.
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