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She's weird 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The Queen Anne's revenge, huh? Blackbeard's ship. She has good taste. She's also maybe implying you should grow a beard.
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Millenials are destroying industries 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm a gen Z and I LOVE soup! Don't you dare ruin them, millennials! Just kidding, I mostly make it at home anyways. The store bought stuff is usually not as good. Never had Campbell's though because I'm from Europe so maybe it would change my mind.
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Can you tell? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think it might be one of those face mashup things. IDK what's it called. But I think the author did that and then tried to pass it off as two different pictures.
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Sad thing is, I can't tell who is the bigger idiot 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@serosenpai Oh boy. I wasn't here for a bit but daaamn son, the fact that you're excusing and rationalizing those jokes while still condemning this one sexist troll on the internet is telling. You have no real principles regarding free speech and offensive jokes. You defend it when it comes from people you like, and condemn when it comes from people you don't like. Schrodinger's snowflake, you find a joke both offensive and not offensive until you learn who it's coming from. As to the trials you're talking about. With every big fish there's a leech on the belly. Just because one lady decided to be an exploitative asswipe doesn't mean we should ignore ALL the allegations.
@matthewg Good point about the hush money. Throwing oneself at someone of course makes you a skank but paying hush money to hide your affair is totally legit.
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Girls only want one thing 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nooooo those are the means of REproduction.
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Sad thing is, I can't tell who is the bigger idiot 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So Milo can make jokes about pedophilia, Trump can say he grabs women by the pussy (ie. joke about sexual assault), you'd defend them because it's just silly jokes, but how DARE a woman make a sexist joke! LEARN YOUR PLACE, FEMOID!
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maath 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whoa don't cut yourself on that EDGE
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Sad thing is, I can't tell who is the bigger idiot 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She's trolling. What is it with you self-proclaimed anti-SJWs hating stuff like this but then turning around and defending Milo Yiannopoulos and Alex Jones? It's the same principle, trolling idiots and laughing at them.
I don't agree with the exact method because being a condescending prick isn't specific to men, but I can at least understand that it's a fucking joke.
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Truth 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hmmm, Yeah they are _always_ hiring... I guess peeing in bottles isn't an experience most people wanna go through on a daily basis
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hmm 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Holy shit I literally just finished watching that show. It was so good it left me feeling empty.
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Mansplaining 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you, finally someone who gets it.
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DJs need to collaborate 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have no idea which platform Parappa the Rapper was on but they should do a song featuring him as well.
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Cushion 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That is so adorable I'm glad I know this now
I think my hamster is having a emotional moment right now 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Who wouldn't at this part?
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Aww hell naw 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I do it like this because I warm the milk up a bit beforehand. Fridge-cold milk grosses me out.
Good times 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh man this his a bit too close to home
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'll admit I never watched Friends as a whole, only saw a few episodes here and there. I think a lot of them _think_ that all girls want Joey, the charismatic and successful but not so smart guy, they think that all women are gold diggers or attracted to "alphas" (ironically the alpha thing has been debunked by the same dude who originally wrote it) while they, the "betas" are left out. Not realizing that regular women just want someone who will care about them and make them laugh and that the reason they can't get a date (or get laid, because obviously emotional connections don't matter as much as having that sex achievement) is that they have really shitty personalities.
How healthcare should be 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
@guest yes though it could be argued that this is due to the system in place. At least the costs are. But yes the good treatment definitely isn't everywhere.
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Exactly. It's just one step of being incel-topia. Bitter boys who've been rejected by their crush making stupid generalizations about women and then whining about being single all the while not seeing the obvious connection that is their terrible personalities.
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*pow* 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I honestly think the laced cleavage stuff that's popular nowadays looks pretty cool but I'm afraid to wear it since it's associated with basic bitches and hoes
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We've got a proper definition on Urban Dictionary now 58 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hmm, I don't visit 9g..ag anymore because the community is toxic there but back when I used to visit it, it seemed like they took stuff from here. At least judging by the upload times.
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Paddys Pub 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I legit thought that lady was Carrie Fisher
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No thanks 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's going to literally make out with a fish.
(Yes that was an Undertale reference)
"He's mine now" 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That look of no regret though
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This is so funny. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That look of betrayal... "Why won't you let me in, humans?"
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Double standards 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
At least a dragon just eats cows, Bezos would milk them until all that's left is an empty husk and make them pee in bottles.
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It's an angel 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Lol of course it's Fox News
Food for the hungry 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
SpongeBob got stranded
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yes, it's gross but I love grossing people out. 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or when you're in the shower and these things that look like bloody scraps of flesh just pour out of you and into the drain
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Look at me dab 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is this the same guy who made the robot that shoots laser in people's eyes?
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Pickdown line 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love that "this is dog" profile pic
When girls need help 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Solution: throw that Mac out of a window and get a read computer.
Fly! 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
IMHO it's funnier without the captions
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Muh superior technology 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not world's, USA's or maybe the western world's. Some Chinese company became the first like ten years ago.
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13 years and several ass rips later 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe the girl wasn't fully asleep but in that weird stage where you're falling asleep but are not quite there yet.
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13 years and several ass rips later 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or maybe just an old picture. My current profile pic is like 5 years old because I still look the same and I'm too lazy to change it.
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Priorities 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Guess you could say... it was the last straw.
*Ba-dum-gunshot*
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Agreed 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nope. I find it weird and creepy as well.
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What 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And isn't the Pride Rock inspired by some place in Africa?
Also I'm preeeeeetty sure Olympus is a real mountain. It may not have Zeus's living room on top of it though.
And Scotland's full of castles, maybe not the exact one from Brave but you can find castles that come pretty damn close.
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Who's a good boy 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It was a horse all along!
Lookin at the menu like 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Il'll have the ummmmmm..."
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Thor 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Guys, the man who directed Thor: Ragnarok (Taika Waititi) also directed and played in this awesome movie called What We Do in the Shadows. It's a mockumentary (mock documentary) about vampires. If you liked the style of humor in Ragnarok, you'll love this movie. I would even say What We Do in the Shadows is a lot funnier because it's an original concept, not just another Marvel money maker.
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Quality so good it's pointless 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So I'm not really entitled to an opinion unless I have an account? Because you know you can see guests' history, right? That's how you know I'm not a troll, I just don't go on here that often
When the time comes you need this 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But doesn't it work as a disinfectant? Cause that would make it a good thing in the end, no?
*gasps* the caucacity 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then how do you explain the horror movies?
Checkmate atheists
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Soylent green? 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hannibal is the new regional manager
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*gasps* the caucacity 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is why black characters die first in horror movies. They don't own flashlights and thus can't see the monsters coming.
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Nice carpet 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No offense to anyone's taste but those are hideous
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Hello there 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
General Kenobi
How to raise a kid right 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*Europeans laughing in the distance*
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