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I would be okay with looking like the "Insecure" girl.

It's not so much the bleeding that makes me irrational. Yeah that shit sucks but my hormones go apeshit and I have no explanation for why I just want to murder everyone in site with a machine gun while crying and wolfing down a whole tube of cookie dough.

No but we foiled and tee-peed my boss' office for her birthday

I'm anAmerican and I tried Tim Tams for the first time about a month ago and I never knew what true love was until then.

Krilllll Nom Nom Nom

What happened to Hawkeye

I said Sproduce too many times before I was just like...

This thought plagues me at random points during the day. It has caused some serious trauma

My favorite is still Sirius

I hate to break it to you but she has makeup on

Or...or...or...just fucking break up and go be with people that make you happy. Jesus Christ

Got yelled at for making a collect call to my dad one time from the movie theaters because I thought he forgot to pick me up. Scarred me for life.

Yeah fuck D!

I wouldn't be able to get anything done.

This is so oddly comforting.

On a side note, I too have the name Courtney Rose

Dat title tho

If I could do that, I wouldn't need a man.

I miss Arizona :(

That was me doing my 100 sit ups today :(

Rainbow road!!

That is a great advertisement for not only books but birth control too.

Witchcraft and Wizardry...

I didn't know they were going to do another POTC but I am extremely excited!!

Leaning tower of cheesa!

That's a hot dad!

Release the Kraken!!!

My mom hated me watching this show but I would always sneak in the living room and watch the late night episodes

Yup

Why do we keep posting these posts regarding weight (positive or negative)? Someone always gets offended even though maybe they should probably loose some weight and someone else feels entitled to point out the health risks as if everyone doesn't know. Who the fuck cares? I came on here for funsubstance not fat shaming or making martyrs of the over weight. Let's get back to the Funsubstance please.

I have a mole on my eyebrow :(

On one device!

When I get migraines, the only time I can stop vomiting is when I am sleeping

Haley**

I guess Todd Harley likes that.

"Here's your ticket, enjoy the movie"
"You too!"

I would be expecting the taste of a burger when biting into it.

That looks like one in AZ I used to go too! I am slightly disappointed that it's not the only Chipotle like tha.

She's a gold digger and he's an age digger.

I just moved from AZ a month ago and I did that all the time in AZ

It doesn't sound like he can't turn her on, maybe she just sleeps in clothes even after sex. I always put a shirt and underwear back on after sex unless otherwise requested because it's just more comfortable for me.

I don't know why the neighbors are worried about their kids. Their kids are already going to be pieces of shit with parents like that anyway.

One man's trash is another man's pot o' gold!