Immortalised in silver for all of eternity! 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
A 9 year old I babysat once asked me if I have a “hairy front butt.” I was unprepared for that question so definitely come up with a funny answer (and share it pls)
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Chaos and Pandamonium 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
Why does it look like the panda in the second pic is holding a lighter?
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I’ve begun my journey to crazy cat lady. His name is Turnip. 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
Yeah some days he plays under my chair while I work and crawls in my lap and wants all the pets. Other days he’s like “you are not permitted to touch!” But I would easily die for him.
At least the brush is clean 5 comments
Coming to a town near me, please 6 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
These guys are in my town but I’m right outside their radius so they won’t deliver to me. So sad
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Hmm...I mean, I'd buy it 4 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
There’s also the tea steeper and the strainer ladle(? I don’t know what it’s called) and I have all 3 and I love them. They’re family
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Weekend is coming 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
And then question why I always get headaches and have to take ibuprofen. The never ending cycle
These are my kittens, Oreo and Crumbs! 7 comments
Screenshots are not memes 4 comments
My sister is offering her thanksgiving “hey mom and dad I have a new girlfriend” 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 5 years ago
I’m guessing it’s just not a “cute” backstory or something along those lines
It helps to be there for the next day 3 comments
Do you like this kitty? 11 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
This is a very good kitty. In fact, one of the best kitties I’ve ever seen.
Fatforever is an interesting name for a gym 2 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
I didn’t see all of the F right away and thought it said Eatforever and I was interested...
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Fixed ! 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
Ok some girls in my city recently injected that into their butts and died from it
The cornflakes of believers 5 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
It’s a weird perspective thing. I think they’re holding the wine and pouring it into the bowl! So a little less hell maybe
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Be kind... (I'm this old) 10 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
My grandpa had a really cool old sports car one! The headlights would flash and everything! He just passed and unfortunately we sold it but man I loved that thing...
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Froggo Fun #20 - "If ye wish to scroll further, ye must answer me these questions three" 8 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
Corkyloothemermaid
To figure out what my favorite color is
.....uh shit
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To figure out what my favorite color is
.....uh shit
Give me your best 78 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
The first time you use this power you take away your own superpowers.
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Give me your best 78 comments
corkyloothemermaid
· 6 years ago
How about the ability to grow or shrink objects around me?
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