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corvoattano


New account "Aphelion".

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2010 was a simpler time 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Team Mike.
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f*ck you evolution 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Spore in a nutshell.
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Why cats act weird 14 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Cats think they live in Coraline...
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Deep meaning in Batman Returns 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I always just thought they were dicks for going maskless to a "masquerade" party.
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It's a common mistake, right? 9 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
"How toasty do you want it?"
"3"
Eggcellent 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I showed this to a friend and he spent 5 minutes trying to jab me in the eye.
Worth it.
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Life, uh... Finds a hay 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
It's a hippo with tiny front legs supported up by it's jaw.
Grandma meme with DLC 3 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I had no idea that there were more frames to this.
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A10 Nose art 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
This gun is so powerful, they can't fire it for extended periods of time (a few seconds) without stalling the plane from recoil. The rounds it shoots are roughly the size of beer bottles.
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Why cyclists wear black shorts 11 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
You guys are dicks.
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How to avoid sunburns 2 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Holy shit, did you get this from reddit? I know the person who posted this on r/funny a few days ago.
Classic barney 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
She does not look amused.
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Flying over portugal 6 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
The poor thing fell from the clouds, Wild Coyote style.
Walking the dog will be a challenge 11 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
I can totally see some spy/action movie planting some explosives on one of the supports. That would make for a pretty cool scene.
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I'm sexy and I know it 21 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
The first one looks like they managed to get their head stuck up their own arse.
There's a joke in there somewhere...
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Aussie Police Delivering the Bants. 13 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
3 months without a car but 6 without a license? What is he supposed to do with the car for the remaining 3 months?
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Screw this particular place 1 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
The Bifrost beta, before they gave it flashy effects.
Maybe not 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
It looks like a smaller version of his own head.
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Found a "Dammit Doll" in my house 14 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Shh, the other mother might be listening...
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Found a "Dammit Doll" in my house 14 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
You found a quirky doll in your house? Fine, but if you see a tiny door, don't go down the tunnel behind it.
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It'll be that child 4 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
At least 4 of those 6 qualify equally.
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Only in USA 26 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
'MERICA! Fuck Yeah!
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Silly orange juice 11 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
Little bitsss....
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It actually looks exactly like that 7 comments
corvoattano · 6 years ago
He doesn't have hair.
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