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Have you got a leak in your boat? 27 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*holds up blender* Stick it in
Technology being useful for the first time 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Hey downvoter u do realise there's an easier way to do this? Go to my profile, click "comments" and then have at it!
Have you got a leak in your boat? 27 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Bit salty for my liking. Anyway, I bet you wouldn't be able to plug it with ur tiny weenie
Who doesn't like Beijing ;) 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Beijing is now the code word
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Technology being useful for the first time 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Ah, my loyal downvoter. Hello! I'm ever so glad you could take the time out of your VERY busy life to downvote me! I'm sure you have so much better to do rather than click that button for lil ol' me! I'm ever so glad you took the time to let me know that you don't appreciate what I'm saying, even though you're anonymously complaining. Why don't you show yourself, eh? Scared, Potter?
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Technology being useful for the first time 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
It's obvious that there's more. Pathetic joke.
M.C. Escher - metamorphosis 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
It goes too fast ;-;
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Sorry, no long post potato 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Jesus Tarzan
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Scar is my spirit animal 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
So you kill your brother?
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Christie Brinkley Doesn't Believe In Aging 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Of course. Only the best money can buy
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Dangerous frozen yogurt prank 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Why not buy both? Then make a joke about her pregnancy
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So it begins 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
At least it's better than having an arms race come out of a war.... oh wait.
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Christie Brinkley Doesn't Believe In Aging 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Being famous gets u facelifts does nobody realise this? I've seen a lot of this sort of thing.
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So it begins 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Thankyou for that good laugh
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If Programming Languages were Weapons 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Also unpredictable
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A Flutterbun 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
The first part's noise effects are "Musha musha" and the second part is "buun" (pronounced boon)
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Asking the real question here 12 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
For the joke "Bird brain"
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White people are crazy 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
It is actually. If you see down the bottom, that pile of rocks is the shore
No words 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Yes, like a gradient. Like a fake 10 o clock shadow or whatever I dunno
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So it begins 16 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
There's always Plan U. A hammer. It's called Plan Unbeatable, cause u smash the hardware. As long as they don't give it physical form, it should be fine.
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Yay for humanity 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Oh no the downvoter! He has crippled me with his outburst and display of hate! They won't even tell me what's wrong.
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My babe! 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Wait does it have a chain or not?
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Yay for humanity 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
This is photoshop
Oh no you don't 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Also the cow is like "He.. he tried to hurt me!"
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Bartender shot 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Whoshotthebartender is on the run! Noone can catch him!