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Ladybugs wings unfolding 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*helicopter noise*
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Lightsabers p*rn? 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Open sign
Call the police he has some of Satan's salad 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*protects the salad* apparently this has worth and now it's mine
Amazing 22 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
It's so men can practise getting it in the right spot before doing it with real women
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Chaotic evil 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
No. Chaotic good. Too young for solid relationships. Make mistakes
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[ cuts off foot ] let's go 12 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*slips disc in spine* TAKE MEEEEE
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This glorious pyramid of cherries 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I'd then proceed to investigate how well fruit burns
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Australian Photobomb Cutie 31 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Kookaburra gay your life must beeeee
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Newspaper headline I thought I would never read. 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Costume Party at gay bar goes wrong
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Amazing 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Because you cannot cry for yourself... my.... my... *a single tear drips onto Aung's face*
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[ cuts off foot ] let's go 12 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*breaks wrist* I'm ready
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The only love, I will ever have 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Yes.... eat their flesh to get at their half-digested foodstuffs.... yessssss
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Barbie is fierce today 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Who the fuck are YOU?
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Barbie is fierce today 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
It was only started back up last month :0
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Barbie is fierce today 18 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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This glorious pyramid of cherries 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*takes one from bottom*
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Real friends 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
The Holy Spirit, duh
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Something looks different 15 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Feck
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Seriously! 22 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
To get you prepared for WORK
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Are you telling me that shes' not? 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Why wouldn't she move out of the way? I'm still sticking with the handbag theory. Agree to disagree?
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Some dreams are too nice 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I REMEMBERED A DREAM! Now, it may seem weird.
I was having a sleepover with Spiderman and 3 random boys. Then Spiderman woke up and the boys had pranked him by covering him in shaving cream. He complained about his suit (apparently he wore it to bed blame my brain) and got on the laptop to search up "Paraplane Spa" which is like an alternate dimension that is a spa. What comes up is a minecraft youtube video and then he watches it and I woke up. Weird af man
Finally a rule in Saudi Arabia that actually makes sense 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
*sells weed* *dabs* oh yeah!
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The dragon has awakened 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I am a girl, bicurious. (That's as far as I'm willing to go in this LGBTQ+ bullshit) I can possibly relate.
I dropped 14k a few days ago 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Drugs and a streetfight?
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Apocalypse pop culture 10 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
What was the restaraunt one?