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Did you f*ck a horse? 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
There's a thing called twins
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This hallway of books 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I want to read one.
The one in the middle.
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Kelly Nelson has the best job ever 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
"I specialise in hairstyles" "They have beards." "I can do that, but I mostly do hair." "There is none. Take it or leave it."
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So many movies I need to watch 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
O this is sweet, but where his Vibranium? His purplez?
Great Googley Moogley 14 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
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The school taught us wrongly 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Apparently in a zoo in Tokyo they've labelled an Ostrich an Emu
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I wish I was short 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Ja
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The Moon's Name 9 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Because that's the one we saw first.
Also, it's OUR moon. Single
We say "Jupiter's Moons" There's multiple. We need to name them
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I wish I was short 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
If she hugs you, don't motorboat. Just accept it.
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My friend sends me random shit 46.0: inspiring 17 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Yeah, I guess you could say he isn't....
lokidoki
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I didn't know girls like this exists 30 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Treat your girl like your baby.
But not like A baby
How is it possible 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Every one of your neighbors are chinese
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It's empty 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Too much floof
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Are there still people like that? 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Me too
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Random Places Where Cats Shouldn't Be 6 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Not in places they can't get out. Like that sock. Torturing the poor kitty
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Dog takes a bullet for owner 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Dog like "Dont u do it" Cat: "I'm gonna do it." Dog: "I told u no! Be good boi!"
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Some of us have standards, Kelly 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
"You know that"
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Lemme sleep human 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Oh great thanks for stealing
Lemme sleep human 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
You ruined itttt *seething*
Lemme sleep human 11 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Write a fun comment...
The most protected little girl on the planet 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Maybe it's a convention.
Maybe they're hunting wolves
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"What's this? *brbrbrrbrrrrbrbrbbrrb* " 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
I like bubbles!
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Only one bite 8 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Just take a moment to mentally prepare yourself.
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Yes or No 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago
Nah the eyes are too far apart
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