Its covered in scars. This is one tough mammal.

It says Buttery Crackers.

I have uncountable scars.... from rabbits, and trying to get them out of dense plants.
Did you know plants can stab you if you aren't paying enough attention?

I know someone who knew someone who knows SIA

“You aren’t moving very fast, let me help you”

Looks is what brings you together, personality is what keeps you together.
Idiots

Not too much or you’ll get weird poop

Now watch almost everyone go back, click the “see more” then scroll down to see the epic booty

Thought I’d share some kindness with you guys :)

*mordern

I read one or two books. It seems I missed out on a lot.

Yeah but almost nobody plays Phoenix Wright. By the way, I found one on a game card amongst 180 other games.

He's the one not in a rush to get to work.

Oh shut up, you've never been to Japan. You see how tall that escalator is? That's 3 flights of stairs. The escalator is far faster to catch up to the train you need to catch before it leaves in 2 minutes.
I know it's not actually Japan, but still.

That was a Septopus named Hank. Only conclusion?
Cut off one of his arms.

I remember almost all of my dreams, and I remembered waking up after one and thinking it was weird, but it was too short for me to bother to fully remember. I ended up being in that situation later. Those usually come in the form of snapshots

It's magnetic in a way that it won't make your door hard to close, which is neat too.

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP