If the dogs are trained to pee outside, the cow will copy

*sniffs the glass* "This is the windex one."

Yeah ye can only touch em in zoos n stuff. I have done it once

A four year old child doesn’t have the mental understanding of the world to grasp the concept of transgender.

Definitely has magic properties. But, it's boss loot, so you're going to have to fight it. Craft a gauntlet with it, it gives you +5 magic bonus

Literal horse legs

*runs back and forth through two rooms*

he calls his adopted kids "gorls"

But we as funsubsters don’t read the title first