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Sheilas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 17 hours ago
If a cockatoo can make a kangaroo hop away so can I.
If I meet a bloke in the outback I’m gonna appear on the goddam news as a missing person
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Overwrought Grasshopper 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 17 hours ago
Yeah until you have to deal with the cleanup
Browningus pewpewonum 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
Me ordering a revolver off of Craigslist or something during school holidays to bring it to Hogwarts
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Lawl 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
I wonder why it is that the people who are so butthurt about women choosing men over bears… are usually men
The Māori: The indigenous people of New Zealand 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 day ago
For anyone wondering; they look scary like that because they’re trying to be scary. This is not the default
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Majestic sunset tonight 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
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Seriously 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 2 days ago
You’re missing the point. Perhaps on purpose. It is about the sheer frequency of women being violated by fully cognisant men. They are making the choice to assault women.
But we don’t do anything about it because trauma is invisible and bear attacks are visible
bear 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
Yeah see she was just asking for it by showing off all her delicious meat. The bear couldn’t help themselves
Perspective 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
I mean, avoiding can be considered winning?
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Tokyo food market 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 3 days ago
I only found out after going there, that ameyoko is more like two streets that converge
I see what you did there 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 4 days ago
If a yappy dog can scare off a bear then so can I.
But I don’t have confidence I can scare off a serial killer
Complaining 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
So
a) you want me to rephrase it into a complaint
b) it wasn’t directed at Roosevelt at all. I am extending this to in general, and that the people who would call it whining are the people who refuse to do anything abohtnit
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Bonus Community Notes 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
14% of bear attacks are fatal, but still less traumatising than being sexually assaulted
Additionally, these statistics are irrelevant.
The question is: would you rather run into a bear or a man?
The likelihood of encountering a bear day to day is a nonfactor
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Bonus Community Notes 5 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
Did they really have to AI generate an image of a bear
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A third of the way through 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 5 days ago
I have literally never seen any of these.
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Complaining 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 days ago
Me, with very little knowledge of the economy: “I think people should be able to afford three meals a day.”
Government: “WHINER”
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Hello welcome to mcdonalds 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 6 days ago
Oh great I love not being able to report posts -_-
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Choose your fighter 7 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Way to blow it out of proportion.
I guess when a man crosses the street to my side at night and speeds up, it’s because I dropped my pepper spray and he’s just returning it to me.
I think overall, the people who are advocating for the men in the bear vs men debate… are usually men. Because they can’t handle being associated with sex offenders, rapists, serial killers, etc
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Truth is not for everyone 4 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
I feel like I could scare them both off, but the fact I have a pre planned strategy to scare off creepy guys says a lot
Nothing to see here… 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Finally, an answer to the age old question
Incredible 1 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
Struggling with spatial awareness, clearly.
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Do people have some weird hive instinct? 3 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
I think it’s to prevent drunk people from clipping their car
whenTheUiLeadIsAustralian 2 comments
creativedragonbaby · 1 week ago
It’s interesting because it’s not *actually* “nah, yeah.” It’s more like “ah, yeah” or “aw, yeah” but the Aussie accent makes it sound like “nah”
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