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dan_and_phil_fan


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Good. 29 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
I hope so. Those children deserve better homes
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A man who can do this 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
I'm gonna hope that's special FX
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Bee fact 20 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
That's how I want to go.
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Dude, your mom was interesting 4 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
You know what that's to satisfy, right?
A BIG hunger!!
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Dad keeps it interesting 14 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Or it really didn't matter... so he lost a leg, big deal
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Lawd help me 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Wen you stub your *toad on something
Haha, get it?
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Is this what you want FunSubstance 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
How'd you know that was my kink? ;)
...Kidding
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when there is an irony 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Hence the title....
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Good use for the cat 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Until it bolts and you have to clean up your dinner.
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Asking the real questions 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
But breast implants are normally silicone...
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Here's my face lads. 67 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
You're so precious!!
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Oh you're in bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
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f*cking. Unicorn. Frappuccinno 38 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Whether this story is real or not, the what the lady (who broke the phone) did was illegal.
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Good guy Ed 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
Edit: after looking at this picture for a while, I think it's the placement of his eyebrows as well as his eye-shape, but I don't know.
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Most beautiful way to say goodbye 14 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Kind of sounds dangerous.... but whatever floats your goat
What's the worst thing you've accidentally texted to your crush? 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
See... my crush and my best friend have similar names in my phone so the weirdest thing is
'Can I be a Weasley?' And before I could notice it was him I was talking to, I said 'What about Horatio Caine? Can Horatio Caine be a Weasley?'
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Poor tired doggo 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
My German Shepherd actually lies down while eating from her food bowl... I have some lazy puppers
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I change my hair a lot. 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Thank you so much :)
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Inverted watermelon 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
I would too. It kinda looks cool.
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Italian baptism 1 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
Yes, I remember my marinara baptism well. I was especially excited when it was over as they dried me with a towel weaved from spaghetti noodles. I also recall quite vividly the priest shouting 'Amo la pasta' before he put me in mother's arms once more.
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Stop " beauty gurus " 2k17 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
How do they even come up with this stuff? Why can't they just buy a beauty blender or brush and be done with it?
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I change my hair a lot. 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
You're gorgeous!
Edit: where did you get your tights?
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At work :/ 20 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
You vaguely remind me of Patrick Stump, and I can't figure out why...
I look like I belong in an Anime. 32 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
You look amazing!
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Tell me what you've found 31 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 year ago
It's really sad when you have to stare at a picture for five minutes before you notice what's wrong
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