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dan_and_phil_fan


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Asking the real questions 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 17 hours ago
But breast implants are normally silicone...
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Here's my face lads. 61 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 21 hours ago
You're so precious!!
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I'm like, "why?" 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
My school does a 'drama camp' every summer for a week and every year I help, and there was this 8 year old last year who insisted on slapping my butt every time I passed him. 0.o
Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 42 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
Oh you're in bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
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f*cking. Unicorn. Frappuccinno 38 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
Whether this story is real or not, the what the lady (who broke the phone) did was illegal.
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Good guy Ed 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
Edit: after looking at this picture for a while, I think it's the placement of his eyebrows as well as his eye-shape, but I don't know.
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Most beautiful way to say goodbye 14 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
Kind of sounds dangerous.... but whatever floats your goat
What's the worst thing you've accidentally texted to your crush? 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
See... my crush and my best friend have similar names in my phone so the weirdest thing is
'Can I be a Weasley?' And before I could notice it was him I was talking to, I said 'What about Horatio Caine? Can Horatio Caine be a Weasley?'
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Poor tired doggo 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 2 days ago
My German Shepherd actually lies down while eating from her food bowl... I have some lazy puppers
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I change my hair a lot. 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 3 days ago
Thank you so much :)
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Inverted watermelon 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 3 days ago
I would too. It kinda looks cool.
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Italian baptism 1 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 3 days ago
Yes, I remember my marinara baptism well. I was especially excited when it was over as they dried me with a towel weaved from spaghetti noodles. I also recall quite vividly the priest shouting 'Amo la pasta' before he put me in mother's arms once more.
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Stop " beauty gurus " 2k17 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 3 days ago
How do they even come up with this stuff? Why can't they just buy a beauty blender or brush and be done with it?
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I change my hair a lot. 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 3 days ago
You're gorgeous!
Edit: where did you get your tights?
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At work :/ 20 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 5 days ago
You vaguely remind me of Patrick Stump, and I can't figure out why...
I look like I belong in an Anime. 32 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 5 days ago
You look amazing!
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Tell me what you've found 29 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 5 days ago
It's really sad when you have to stare at a picture for five minutes before you notice what's wrong
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Best Easter present 41 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 5 days ago
Really? That's amazing
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SOMEBODY, That I Used Too Know (From My Most Recent Performance) 44 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 6 days ago
Oooo. I'm sure you did amazing.
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Best Easter present 41 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 6 days ago
You must be a Weasley.
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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 6 days ago
I thought so, but I had hoped that I was wrong.
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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 6 days ago
Does anyone know what she was attacked for? I'm curious
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Mine is an entire wall full of shoes 21 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 6 days ago
Mine is probably a giraffe stuffed animal that I put an owl beanie on.
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SOMEBODY, That I Used Too Know (From My Most Recent Performance) 44 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 6 days ago
May I ask what you're performing?
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 1 week ago
Or makeup brushes