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dan_and_phil_fan


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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I thought so, but I had hoped that I was wrong.
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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Does anyone know what she was attacked for? I'm curious
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Mine is an entire wall full of shoes 21 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Mine is probably a giraffe stuffed animal that I put an owl beanie on.
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Or makeup brushes
There are 2 types of cats 4 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I mean there's not even two types of cats. Cats only have these two moods, and there is no in between
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It's pretty af tho 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Is no one gonna mention the demon- like spongebob looking thing in the bottom right corner?
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Thank you so much. Thousand blessings on your cow.
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Prosthetic boobs 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I've seen this joke before, and honestly makes me laugh every time.
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
What is the red thing called? It's been plaguing my thoughts for weeks, and every one I know has no idea what it's called!
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Hawaiian pizza 17 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
So apparently some people like it.
"ssss" snek is danger! 57 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I played spider solitaire last.... so a big deck of cards?
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Well, you heard what she said. Stop. 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Thank you, Samantha, you have solved every problem with this world.
Damn it Carl! 13 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I mean, it's two very similar sounds; anyone could have mistaken it.
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B*tch I'll be as dramatic as I want 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Someone's period is a bit heavy. (And coming from the wrong spot)
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"Well...shit" 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Any Fall Out Boy song ever.
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Time you enjoy waisting, was not wasted 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
.... if she worried about wasting time... why is she wasting time by writing those tweets?
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It's a long time 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
That is one nice photo.
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The sad truth :( 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Me too!
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Is it socially acceptable for me to post this dead meme? 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
A beautiful abomination
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Millionaires vs billionaires Homes 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Those are pretty large houses just for few people to be living in…
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Is it socially acceptable for me to post this dead meme? 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Thanks, Grim
(I hope that's what the people of Funsubstance call you, or I look really stupid right now)
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Why tho 47 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Technically... they're help saving lives by killing people....
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Hamilton Meme: 3 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
True True
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Owl kill you 10 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Because the chicken is dead and the other side is heaven/ the afterlife?
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Bastards! 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
(Yes I just did a Hamilton song)
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