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When you thing you're going straight to hell but God has a better plan for you! 15 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
It's an IUD. It's inserted up into the uterus where the shape keeps it in place. It provides hormones to the body (the same ones in the birth control pill) that discourage pregnancy. It works for years, without maintenance. As opposed to a pill taken daily.
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Well it's true 10 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I don't think it specifically states in any texts that Magdalene was a whore. Most religious scholars say she certainly wasn't. She's just mentioned very close to a passage about whores, and people who have never read a true version Bible just parrot this as fact.
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How would that work? 23 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The actual campaign was a contribution of multiple voices speaking up for the products, not a "look at this shine and style you can actually only achieve with a full time stylist and strong camera lighting" campaign. Besides, for a lot of women haircare isn't just about the hair itself. It's how they keep it, how they show or don't show it, how they style it, and how they accessorize it. Lots of people wear hijabs or even non-religious headscarves as part of their regular hair care. They use shampoo and conditioner the same as everyone else. It's an advertising campaign, they're advertising to them using the voice of somebody who lives the same routine. That's how you get market share.
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Russia wtf??? 7 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Polar Bear plunge groups are pretty common in the US too.
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Greedy people 21 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Tax is taken out. Federal tax, medicare tax, medicaid tax, city tax, plus any health insurance if you get it. $7.25 is the minimum wage. $7.25 x 40 hours is $290. Speaking conservatively, you might take home 75% of this, though in some places it might be more like 60%. Lets go with 75%. So that's $217.50 for a 40 hour work week, with a conservative amount of taxes. Still short of the required $250 direct deposit. According to government statistics (2014, not very long ago), 36.5% of Americans are paid bi-weekly, so they're cool because their pay will be about $435 every two weeks. But....those same statistics say 32.4% of American jobs pay weekly. Which means, IF this is spread out equally among all companies (and not weighted more toward lower paying jobs) 32.4% of 40-HOUR min wage workers would not be able to make the $250 minimum direct deposit. Just a bit less than 1/3. Credit unions are formed specifically to keep high risk (low income, likely overdrafters) from joining.
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Greedy people 21 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Set up and receive at least two qualifying direct deposits of $250 or more each within the first 90 days of opening your new checking account. That's a direct quote. The deposit must be $250 or more, and there must be at least two. Not multiple paychecks adding up separately to $250.
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Sex Dolls will cook in the future 41 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
@guest I literally spelled out in words that people can have as many sex bots as they want and I won't bother them. They're not hurting me, so I won't infringe on their right to do what they want. So my question is this: since I am not hurting or denouncing anyone, why am I not allowed to not want to interact with somebody who keeps a whole fake person in their closet? Nobody requires my time or friendship to live, I can withhold it for any reason I want. I don't hang out with vegans or heavy drinkers either, I'm not required by law to interact with somebody whose hobbies weird me out just because I don't mind if they have them.
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Sex Dolls will cook in the future 41 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Why do people care so much if people they aren't involved with want a sex doll? Like, I'm not dating you, what do I care what you legally stick your dick in? That's just more time in a day that I'm at no risk of having to interact with you somehow, go for it. Buy two. Enjoy.
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I'm a simple man. 11 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
So basically, she said "there's nobody in our lives I'll cheat on you with, it would have to be a one-in-a-billion occurrence for me to consider it" and he said "I'd sleep with half the females we know if I got the chance."
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Dating the wrong lady 3 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Why not just ask her to pay every other time, or go in halves? If you ask somebody that and they throw a fit over it, they're not somebody you want to date anyway. If they won't date you at all because you asked, you dodged a bullet because they're not somebody you want to date. Money will come up eventually if a relationship continues, and no matter what anybody says money is a serious issue. Finances have been known to break up marriages. "Do you want to go out again next week? Great. Please don't think I'm being cheap or anything, but would it be okay if we split the cost? I'm trying to set aside money for a down payment on my own house/a new car/insert symbol of financial responsibility here." If they actually like you and care about your feelings, they will be more than happy to shell out some of their own money to spend the time with you.
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Sure, that's how math works 8 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure people who are up to 100+, 200+, and 300+ are just adding dollar bills plus change, not actual pennies.
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What's that leaf in Chipotle?! 32 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Whole bay leaves are good for cooking but you need to take it out. It doesn't soften, and it can pose a risk to your digestive tract on occasion even if it isn't toxic. If you're not going to strain the food, use crushed bay leaf.
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Sure, that's how math works 8 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
This is just badly worded. The "Penny Challenge" is ADDING one penny a day for 365 days. Day one you put in one penny, day two you put in two, day three you put in three, up to day 365 when you're putting in 365 pennies. All of those pennies for that year add up to $667.95.
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Perfectly placedreflection 5 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Who wore it better?
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Spend wisely 14 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Don't buy either bag. Invest $30 - $40 on some sale-priced pants or a dress with decent pockets.
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REKT 18 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
I don't care who comes in from where as long as they pay taxes, as a huge portion of them already do. Streamline the fucking immigration process so fewer of them have to work under the table and everybody's paying in.
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That's too easy 34 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Get paid for a chance to catch up on all the sleep I've been missing? Where do I register?
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Don't drink the water 20 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
According to Doctor Who, now we gotta throw the whole planet away.
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I think I stay too long in the shower 26 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Because it was an attempt to come up with an acceptable term to make stubborn anti-civil-rights people stop using offensive ones like "negro," which while technically meaning "black" had horribly negative connotations. It was pushed into common use by Rev. Jesse Jackson in the 1980s I think, in response to terms like Irish American, German American, etc. Because many American blacks could only trace their ancestors back to colonial slaves, and they couldn't claim to be Ethiopian American or Tanzanian American. And while some came from areas in South America and the Caribbean, in many cases those ancestors had also been brought to those areas during the slave trade and ancestry tracking still hits a dead end. "Black" is the term for skin color, just like "white". African American is the generic ethnic origin term, like Italian American and Scottish American. Government terms are notoriously slow to change, which s why you see "African American" a lot in formal use.
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Should be that way everywhere 9 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Plus, since I don't think there are laws governing "use by" and "sell by" dates in the US, those are arbitrary. Donated food would be fine.
You can't compare these things 13 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
It's almost like cultivating various food sources that aren't based solely on what's growing in the local woods or wandering in a nearby field is one unique trait among many in a species that's so advanced it can now hurdle through fucking space in a pressurized metal container. Go back to your grass and sadness, weirdos.
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Required on FunSubstance 4 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Translation: I can't handle being told I'm not funny, please spare my delicate feelings.
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It was worth a try 11 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
The least believable part of this is that an employer will ever give a shit about your grades.
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The peak of being friends after a relationship 10 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
Or it could've been "our lives started to diverge and it didn't make sense to be together, but I know from experience this guy is awesome and you might be in a better position to keep him."
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Modern invaders 6 comments
dancadamorte · 6 years ago
If the Nobel Prize is your definition of not being an idiot and having more right to speak, I have some bad news for you: https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/10/151005-nobel-laureates-forget-racist-sexist-science/
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