The protozoa she told you not to worry about.

That's the way to my heart

Wow

Secret soup!!

So...hipsters welcome?

I must know

He looks like a balloon in a parade.

The old joke in this situation is the wheelbarrow is worth more than the money in it.

Cancer room?

Thank God we're exiting winter for the season of construction.

That's not Bob Marley

That spoon knows why.

Wah wah

Could we please stop posting this?

The break stopped when he was fired.

I loled a good 10 minutes.

They do and they don't want to share.

I am a worse person for having read this.

I worked in the auto industry and that's what we called it.