darkness_within

darkness_within


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Individual rights always come first! 6 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Ya... this cartoon isn't really about bees and beekeeping, is it? I'm all in favour of obligatory wearing a nose&mouth mask but that cartoon is missing the point by far. You're not supposed to wear one to protect yourself, but to protect others. I must say, given my age, I kind of wonder how it's still surprising to me how many people really don't see the point in protecting others and - by that! - themselves in common solidarity.
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Allergic to olives 6 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
ctnd.
My wife tolerates everything I do and eat. She would let me have an affair, if I wanted to (I don't), I could do cocaine from a hooker's butt if I wanted to (I don't,. maybe a little blow occasionally… where was I?). I can cook hardcore Szechuan food based on fermented broad beans and garlic for dinner. I can have 100 year old eggs in a chinese place right in front of her. But I can't have the harzer cheese at home. So from time to time, when I see (well, smell) a pack in the dairy section that is just a few days from BB date I would buy it and eat it out of the pack right outside the supermarket like the fucked up ammoniac fiend I am. It Is. SO. WONDERFUL. This is what smoking crack must be for Tyrone Biggums…
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Allergic to olives 6 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
So, there's this pretty special german cheese made from low fat curd, Harzer. Most people eat it for the very low fat content, while it's very high in protein, like in a diet. I simply love the aroma and taste. And when I say, I love it, I mean just that. TRIGGER WARNING! EXTREME GROSS OLFACTORY DESCRIPTION TO FOLLOW!
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It's a pretty peculiar aroma though, and the one perfect description is: it smells pretty much like aged athlete's feet. Like, when athlete's feet smells... cheesy. Like someone didn't wash their cheesy feet for a couple of days. And that's when it's fresh. There's a red mold variety that's... uhm... stronger. And when that is aging, it gets better. Well, or worse. It's not packed airtight or otherwise it would inflate and occasionally blow up. So it's going to stink up the fridge in no time. The empty package in the trash will smell like a small animal's corpse after a few hours.
. ctnd.
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Murder as we speak!! 20 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Uhm.. even Trump is wearing one right now. Just saying...
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Tiger vs Leaf. Their Battle Will Be Legendary 8 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
I scrolled too fast and didn't see the pic, just the text, and I was really trying hard for a moment to get the joke and couldn't and felt really, really old and kind of coped with it, because I AM... oh dear...
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"Not all heroes wear capes." 7 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Hannibal, the distinguished psychiatrist from Lithuania?
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Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
C'mon, you didn't even make this up, right?
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Primal skeleton observant Alpaca 2 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Glad that's not going to happen for the next decades, as the current russian emperor has fixed the russian constitution accordingly.
Here's the Deal [Predictive Text Game For The Truly Bored] 36 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Here's the deal, the next website I'm going to register with, I'll have the name "Corn Pop" and I'mma be a bad dude.
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You tell 'em! 1 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
The office version of "English motherfucker, do you speak it?"
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Pop art of the top part of a pop tart 6 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Great art and brilliant title.You win todays internet.
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Moss showermat 9 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Yup, to experience the comfort and joy of english bathrooms without traveling.
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Tammy don’t be gross... - Bird Person, definitely 5 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
He's always sort of making the case for disgusting people. I mean, everybody's always rooting for nice and decent people, so maybe that's a good thing? Sort of?
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Donating my body to this vulture 8 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Sky_burial
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Thanks obama 3 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Some people like to think having an "opinion" about facts does make them an independent mind,
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Too much truth behind this 6 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Not sure if this is an exclusive American thing, but I worked quite a few different jobs from white over biue to no collar, and I would always get paid monthly. Following a sort of budget plan for your groceries isn't exactly quantum physics, it's very basic math skills and a bare minimum of self discipline.
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Excited zonked stupendous Caterpillar 12 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
"All but a few"? Put up or shut up. The myth of jewish bolshevism was invented and spread mainly by antisemites, and then by the pre-revolutiónary Russian Provisional Government and later the Nazis. So, are you a tool (= just to lazy and/or ignorant to do some own research) or a fascist (=purposely spreading false narratives)?
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Cinderella 15 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Drop it in a random context, that's what I do with this type of info.
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Cinderella 15 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Hitler was (possibly) a one-baller
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Told my dad his toast could only be one page 3 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
That's what you get when you try to set up rules for a dad.
Told my dad his toast could only be one page 3 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
That's what you get when you try to set up rules for a dad.
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Going home after the party like this 3 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
... or crash really hard so you sleep there or someone else has to carry you around.
Goth 3 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Feed them dyed popcorn and watch it coming
Both are pretty in that clown kind of way 4 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
Let anyone paint their lips however they want, what really creeps me out are those rubber dinghy lips some people apparently get voluntarily.
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Facts 12 comments
darkness_within · 5 years ago
You're acting extremely triggered and defensive when there's any not-positive mentioning of US military what-so-ever. Your Dad's a soldier?
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