Dash224

dash224


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Own up to your farts or change your diet 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
And when they walk up to me I say, “oh shit something smells really bad”
Some guy's future wife, lol 19 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I aspire to be like her
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Bring the cucumber 3 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Cats are scary sometimes
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Illusion level 8 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
The awkward moment when you didn’t notice and had to go to the comments to finally see it.
Going to Russia undercover to meet Putin 2 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
At first glance, I thought it was the queen
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It's your fault 2 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
This is some shady and passive aggressive shit.
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Anyone? 6 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
This is depressing...
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Batman attends family dinner 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Seriously? How many times are we gonna make fun of Batman for being an orphan. It’s getting old.
Mario milk 2 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Freshly squeezed everyday from Mario’s tits.
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Pick a side 14 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
#truth
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I have sweaty palms 7 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Have you guys been to the horseshoe dam in Arizona? It’s like thousands of feet high with no railings. One misstep and you’re sliding down a cliff to your death.
Poor baby carrot is afraid of vegans 5 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Let’s get one thing straight I am not a vegan and vegans annoy the shit outta me, but STOP. I’ve seen enough of these out dated memes.
Hope cs_mansion wasn't his home 10 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Ah, so the government was on top of that, but chose to ignore every red flag for the parkland shooting.
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Salt, salt everywhere 8 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I love this meme
I would choose Tiger Wood 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
As an American my favorite sport is soccer and it’s the only sport I will invest time to watch on tv.
No thank you, I don't want the $1M, just lemme live 6 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
That must be a slow ass train then.
He said he is sorry 7 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
This only works if you use the correct grammar. It’s too little, too late.
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This is FedEX's first ever delivery van 6 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I’ve never heard of a ford lasting that long
This is FedEX's first ever delivery van 6 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Lol you wish. You’d be correct if it was Toyota.
Best friends forever 5 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Honestly, I’m the biggest germaphobe and I get sick all of the time.
*hiding under a rock* 4 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
“Why we still got monkeys?”
Strange indeed 3 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
I swear, soccer players take acting lessons
Pure love 9 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
*Stacy
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Breakfast in jail 6 comments
dash224 · 5 years ago
Make sure to stick it up your ass while you’re showering so you don’t get raped