I see no problem with this.

Ich very much like ze konfiguration. Ich vill keep zis in meind vhen Ich finish mein Art skul. Ich vant to be ein Painter, and make ze great Art. Mein teacher has told me zhat Ich ist ein bad Painter, but Ich vill not listen. If ze Art does not verk för Me, Ich thinkst Ich vill try ze Politik. Vish me luck!

D'awwwwwwwwwww

Awww, cuteeee.
*cries from loneliness*

I watched the entire Pepsi add, and saw literally nothing wrong with it...am I dumb, or is everyone overreacting?

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Your girl won't get mad if you don't have a girl :)

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chalk full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander
From M*A*S*H.

At least...you...got...to kiss yours :(

Omg, this is gold <3

THANK YOU!

Actually, velociraptor = displacementraptor / timeraptor, since velocity is a vector quantity. However, in a straight-line chase the distinction between displacement and distance wouldn't matter much. :)

Damn vandals, ruining our perfectly good buildings.

At least I ate today ;)

This could be us, except 'me, myself, and I' doesn't count as 'us' :/

She's the poster child for 'I'm white but my kids won't be'.