Dave99

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So basically, this is your average BMW driver 1 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Omg literally happened to me 45 minutes ago. I was going 48 or 49 in a 40 to get this guy off my tail and he kept speeding up right on my butt!
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They couldn't handle the truth 2 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Monty Python was wrong then?!
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I am brOKen 6 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Fun fact: those are Alabama area codes, which makes this funnier to me
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Some leaf pendants that I made 8 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
So pretty! Can I buy?
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Dose of cuteness 4 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Iz dog? Iz sheep? Iz cow? Who know?!
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I would've done the same 2 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
No, he was arrested for reckless driving in a completely unrelated incident. Not sure why the OP included the mugshot..
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How can people be so stupid 24 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Sure, they're both brave in different ways, but they are also orders of magnitude apart in terms of the bravery required.
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Honesly... Yeah, I'm gonna sell it, a lot of it. Would you? 3 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Anyone who complains about the price of the stand doesn't understand what it's for, or the way the industry works. It's made for super high-end users, to hold monitors that are 36 inches and worth ~$5,000 to $17,000, and is intended to easily rotate into every imaginable position. It's a piece of specialized equipment, in an industry where specialized equipment is expensive, where a "simple" camera handle can cost $400.
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Since today would've been his 44th birthday 6 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
Awh :(
Thanks
Since today would've been his 44th birthday 6 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
What is this from?
Inflation 13 comments
dave99 · 6 years ago
And this is why minimum wage increases (and also the concept of a Universal Basic Income) don't work.
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I knew it 1 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Ohhh man a SWBF2 meme... classic, feelsgoodman
A real hitter 12 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Well I'd certainly hit 'er :)
The greatest obstacle anyone ever has to overcome is their own point of view 4 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
I don't know about the title... Normandy Beach was probably pretty tough too
What would be the correct term? 2 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
You poor sweet thing
2 World Wars, depressions, famines, and this guy's still here 5 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
That's so sad that he struggled with depression
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Her face 1 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Well yeah, my face would look like that too if I'd just gotten omeone's entire foot up my aresehole!
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Mounted police in Russia 7 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Time to go get arrested, and hopefully frisked!
Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"... 14 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Awh thanks :)
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Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"... 14 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
They don't call it Hufflepup?!
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The puzzle is done 6 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Kinda like how you missed the joke.
This comment chain 43 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
If you want a living wage job, learn about programming or computer tech and get a job that fucking pays a living wage, instead of working at McDonald's and demanding to be paid more than an EMT.
Still don't like math... 8 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
That's not an asymptote. Asyptotes don't approach and then veer away, they get infinitely close to each other over an infinite amount of time.
When you try your best, but you don't succeed 6 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
*sings* And someone shouuuld tryyyyy... to fix that.
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Let No Mirror 24 comments
dave99 · 7 years ago
Soo... the message is... reject reality and substitute your own?