dickgrayson

dickgrayson


I like to make jokes in character. It's kinda funny sometimes...

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Legit 5 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Also, it could be detachable.
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LOL 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Unless it's a retail job where people can go to that place. Also, you can be fired for social media stuff, because even off work, you still represent the company. Have fun with this little shitstorm. :P
Pickup line backfires 12 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Actually, no. Crocodiles and alligators are different from dinosaurs. There were crocodilian ancestors with dinosaurs. If anything they might have shared a common ancestor, like us and apes. But yes, dinosaurs are ancestors of birds.
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You're nothing without a costume 11 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Okay, I am Green Lantern. Oh look, I do not have the ring, therefore, none of the abilities. Am I really Green Lantern?
Fixed it 12 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Your yacht is sinking.
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Family love 21 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
THEN THOROUGHLY SPREAD PEANUT BUTTER ON THEM!
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You're nothing without a costume 11 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Except the premises of Iron Man, is the iron suit. Without it, he is still smart and resourceful, but he isn't really Iron Man. He is Tony Stark, billionaire philanthropist playboy genius.
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Family love 21 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
NO, NOT REALLY. BUT IT WILL RUIN PEANUT BUTTER FOR THEM. PUT PEANUT BUTTER UNDER THE TOILET SEAT AND GENTLY CLOSE THE LID WITHOUT SMOOSHING THE PEANUT BUTTER SO WHEN THEY SIT ON IT, IT THEN SQUEEZES OUT INTO THEIR PANTS!
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Family love 21 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
PUT PEANUT BUTTER IN THEIR SHOES!
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Family love 21 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
SMEAR PEANUT BUTTER UNDER THEIR CAR DOOR HANDLES!!
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Family love 21 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON THE EARPIECES OF THEIR PHONES!
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quote 3 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Sperm donor?
You're nothing without a costume 11 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Actually, without the suit, he's Stark naked.
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Oh, sorry 6 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
@barbaragordon pls stop. The villains look at it when you do, and then it gets confusing
Don't stop believing! 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Choose your response very carefully. Supes has super hearing. He started listening the moment celticrose said 'Ma Kent'.
Don't stop believing! 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Nah, I 'borrowed' Booster Gold's time machine when he got it working. Looong story. Figured I'd get some pie out of it. Honestly no one but me and them know... Well...
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Don't stop believing! 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Also, I do supply them with lead foil. They make really good pies in return.
Don't stop believing! 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
I might have had something to do with that...
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Don't stop believing! 15 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Well, at this point, it's believable. I mean, have you seen what Superman can do? Compared to him, Santa is pretty normal. Right @barbaragordon ?
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"boob hats"...Why I love pars n rec. 8 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
@barbaragordon Remember when Bruce had the batsuit that made his nipples show?
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Granpa doin Granpa things. 7 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Don't be a...dick about it.
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Talk about a win-win-win! 5 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
*slidewhistle* *pop* *splat*
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Granpa doin Granpa things. 7 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
You rang?
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Wow Germany 22 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Why do you think I stopped wearing a cape?
Wow Germany 22 comments
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
@barbaragordon BAAAABS
They're calling me fat...