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This dolphin caught a squid, trailing the ink behind it 1 comments
dilimsartius87 · 8 hours ago
Without reading the title. I thought the poor thing had diarrhea
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Banned from McDonalds 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 day ago
I know people who dip their fries in flurry but this ridiculous!
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Suprise Motherf.. Hehehehe 8 comments
dilimsartius87 · 4 days ago
I think the kid's traumatized hahaha
England fans celebrating by destroying a paramedic's car 22 comments
dilimsartius87 · 4 days ago
Idiocy at it's finest.
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You sang it in your head, didn't you? 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 days ago
This sounds like a twenty one pilot's verse
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Living the dream 2 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 week ago
If I we're a vampire. I would work for a blood bank by night and read and sleep by day. It would be like heaven for me.
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One of those momments 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 1 week ago
Wow! I've never seen anyone do Michael Jackson's gravity dance backwards.
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Hooah 19 comments
dilimsartius87 · 2 weeks ago
Good luck, take care and remember to miss us.
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amen 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 3 weeks ago
Amen
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Ashes of Stephen Hawking buried at Westminster Abbey, next to Newton and Darwin 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 4 weeks ago
If I had the choice to. I would choose to have my ashes flown and spread unto space. Of course if it was possible
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Orphan joke 2 comments
dilimsartius87 · 4 weeks ago
I thought it spelled rolain for a minute there
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Badass Sam 4 comments
dilimsartius87 · 4 weeks ago
The journey to mordor actually took years. It just seemed like a year cause of the pace of the movie.
Check Norris fact 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 weeks ago
Sounds great! Can I come along too?
Check Norris fact 6 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 weeks ago
For 20yrs?
Beach for the handicap 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 weeks ago
This is wholesome.
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Different type of phone calls 5 comments
dilimsartius87 · 5 weeks ago
45 seconds for boy to boy? Lower that down, we mostly just call for their location and if we are welcomed to come over.
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B*tch what? 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 6 weeks ago
Imagine if she said this to her father or brother. Would be the most confusing thing in the world to hear that.
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Cookie dunker 14 comments
dilimsartius87 · 6 weeks ago
God, where's the buy button!?
A very angry person explains why we must go to space 7 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 weeks ago
*Nihilism intensifys*
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A very angry person explains why we must go to space 7 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 weeks ago
This is probably the deepest yet most casual answer I have ever heard. Like seriously who are preserving it for?
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A very angry person explains why we must go to space 7 comments
dilimsartius87 · 7 weeks ago
Earth is simply a bigger baby crib.
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Embracing the badboi life 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 8 weeks ago
Sir dog
True 11 comments
dilimsartius87 · 8 weeks ago
Childhood is such a magical time
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True 11 comments
dilimsartius87 · 8 weeks ago
Counting lamp post while on the go.
Counting all the big rigs by color and which ever was the color with the most in numbers would be my favorite color.
Seeing the back of a beautiful lady and waiting for her to turn around so you could see her face, but the car moves to fast so you don't get to see their face and end up thinking what their face is for the rest of the ride.
Singing songs with siblings and cousins at the back of the car.
God I miss those days.
These days it's all bland and boring. My siblings and cousins have grown. Though we do get to meet up often. But being young And together with family and being old together with family are. Different.
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That's awesome launch 3 comments
dilimsartius87 · 9 weeks ago
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