One of my best friend's eats ass

Marketing in a nutshell

"@heyheyyouyou
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one"
Is this where you got your username from?

Happy to help anyone with this problem

"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of anything intelligent to say on their own" - BoBurnham

This is the kind of love i want to have one day

My child's name would be Raamad.

POC?

I hope he reported that person and they got banned

Once in grade ten my dad took me to a Metallica concert the night before i had a bio exam

Someone definitely got something stuck somewhere

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the pen is controlled by whoever holds the sword.

I'd be a stay at home dad if my wife earned enough money to support the family yeah

Ahh, I feel like playing San Andreas again.

That looks so uncomfortable though

If I made 25 million dollars I'd retire today

That's really nice of him. I hope everyone has a good day like this.

A couple weeks ago a British sniper killed 3 ISIS terrorists with one bullet.

What if they identify as sealkin?
*Braces self*

I'd just take a picture with them and try not to disturb them.

Damn, he's fucking savage.