... how many people can I educate in self sustaining agriculture instead?

Nope. Not watching it.
True story: when I was 9 my babysitter made us watch this. That night my dad bought me a clown doll (he had no idea). My mom put that (now creepy) s.o.b. clown next to my bed. Woke up to that doll starring at me. That doll was never seen again.

Or 'When you're tall and trying to take a bath'.

Child: Change the batteries.
Me: "Ok" *pulls out batteries*
"Wait right here and hold your toy." *Walks into another room, U-turns, and brings back same dead batteries*

They should leave pieces of colored tissue paper out. Then the Flying-Nope would make a colorful nest.

http://e.lvme.me/uwnawrl.jpg

It is an obvious trick of Satan!

And here I thought that was a dog toy, must've been an anal toy.

If a woman puts a towel/ blanket over her shoulder, to cover herself, breastfeeding in public is no big deal.

Whenever my mom would babysit kids, the kids would see all of our video games, and ask where our brother was. I didn't have one.

Herself.

I just gained a pound watching this.

You can tell by looking at his shadow that he is not directly behind her.

EWWW! Captain Jack Sparrow needs to wash his face; there is something dirty on it!!!

Unless your dad ABANDONED you as a kid.
I would have liked to have had a dad to have fun with... :(