doodles99

doodles99


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Only rich people can afford this much nothing 6 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
I would turn that place into a gym.
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Hell no 9 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
What if a giant eel rose out and swallowed him before he entered the water?
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Accurate af 15 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Okay. I meant no offence against you, the atheists I meet are usually very mean and not very understanding. Hope you have a merry Christmas, enjoy your holidays :)
Accurate af 15 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
But isn't it contradictory to what you believe in? Or rather, don't believe in? I mean this holiday celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, a God to the Christians and a prophet to the Muslims. And yet all over the world atheists will badmouth God and religion and celebrate Christmas and Easter. Double standards much?
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It already looks magical! 31 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
I feel as if this movie is going to be a critical failure. I really hope not :c
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Accurate af 15 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Why do atheists celebrate Christmas? I've always wondered...
Panties would drop 5 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
They even have the same beard style, OMGZZZZZZ
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If Breaking Bad was in Canada 15 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Can you explain something to me, please? So obamacare is free health care, right? Why exactly do the American people oppose that? It seems that anyone in their right mind would want free health care :| and sorry for asking, I just want some clarifications :3
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The man ordering ahead of me asked for no bacon in his salad 10 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Christians aren't allowed to eat pork either. And honestly I think the media creates a ridiculous amount of unjustified paranoia in people, especially with all those "you won't believe" articles.
Nice but frightening that cops would check each car.. 14 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
@water: Yeah, you're right. I like you, water. You seem slightly too intelligent to be on the Internet, just like me :D have an upvote~!
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Nice but frightening that cops would check each car.. 14 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Why the fuck did Frost get downvoted? He said nothing wrong or insulting in the slightest!
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Pretty smart 7 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Hannibal Lecter, from The Silence of the Lambs.
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Fats to muscles transformation 10 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Or moving it to your head.
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It takes 4 muscles to smile =) 11 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
That makes no sense. Using a muscle twice doesn't double the number of muscles you have...
It takes 4 muscles to smile =) 11 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
784 muscles? But there are only about 600 muscles in the body...
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Even though I am a huge anime watcher, this is annoying 12 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Interestingly the Chinese word for cute is also very similar. "Ke aiii"
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Decapitated rattlesnake bites itself 11 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
But... why?
*Ryan Reynolds*
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This man makes a good point 6 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
I agree. Plus waking up at 6:30 isn't hard if you sleep early. I wake up at 5am without an alarm and I sleep at 10pm.
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Inadequate Followage 17 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
These comics are great! Where can I find more please?
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Colors guide 13 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Sasuke and Naruto?
Oh no, my poor childhood memories 15 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
The Super Mario 3 one is actually correct and was confirmed by Myamoto recently.
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Car salesmanship 12 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
@mgoveia no offence but your pony faces are really annoying.
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Life goals 5 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
This post really annoys me.
I think Lily does not deserve Marshall at all. She dumped him and cancelled the wedding simply to run off and follow a program in San Francisco, even though Ted clearly stated that she could have found one just as selective nearby. She's racked up thousands of dollars in debt using multiple credit cards behind her husband's back, and the poor man has had to sacrifice his dream job and work at an evil company simply to pay off her debts. Not to mention the fact that she's sabotaged multiple of her best friend's relationships, which she had no right in doing. Probably gonna get downvoted but whatever, it's just my opinion.
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Don't watch it if you suffer from vertigo 17 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
I will see and endure this movie simply because JGL is in it. I love that man!
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Most unfair thing about life 8 comments
doodles99 · 8 years ago
Great but you can't die and get it out of the way. If you're dead, you're dead. No coming back.