If only I could accomplish that

Is that why dogs can never believe it if their owner dies in a car crash or something

Booooooooooooooooooobs

This hurts

Did someone say adventure?

First!

Silly birdie

That looks photoshopped
...Is what I tell myself because I have paranoia and now I kinda want to check every nail before I use the bathroom in a public place

*immediately thinks of powerline*
(If you don't know who Powerline is, then gtfo)

I gotta use the bathroom
~Abraham Lincoln

Also: National Lima Bean Day