Trust me, we're already preparing

Who knew kermit was such a sociopath back in the day

It was pretty good imo

https://www.google.ca/amp/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/tr-8r-the-stormtrooper

How I know you're telling the truth. You could be lying to me. I bet that stuff us actually nestea
(Ba dum tiss)

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I am a man; I drink any tea.
I do prefer Wilkins coffee though

No, but I'm Dr. Ew, and that's like, a million times better

Can I be that one person?

Yeah, but... you...
*strokes your face*

Awww man, but you're so good looking

Yeah.
So... what are you doing tonight?

Thanks man.
For now though, I can continue to flirt with people on funsubstance

I wish, but nobody I'm this town likes me that way.
I'm hoping things will change in a couple months once I go to university, but for now, I am stuck with my right hand to keep me company

I hope so, because no one around me seems to ever have feelings for me