If you're getting fucked over by a great Jaggi then you know you really suck

How'd you know?

I'll be able to see the 4th dimension

Inb4 slew of comments saying how shitty he is

Fun fact: Every year in a town in Maine there would be a christmas parade that my family would attend, and every year they had people with shirts that said "Free Hugs" who would run up and hug people. On my last year of seeing the parade I brought a sign with me that said "I <3 free hugs", and literally every free hugger that was out there ran up and hugged me.
My parents got me a custom made free hugs shirt for graduation after that :D

Shrek was an ogre, not an orc. Sounds like you're not the sharpest tool in the shed

You like jazz?

Who's sending all of those dogs to heaven

Yup, that's me!

I'm at the bookstore being told I'm not allowed to rent my shit bc I don't have a credit card

I'd say my physical appearance is totally ok actually. I mean, I wish my teeth were a bit less wonky, but nothing too severe

I hope he never has.... Oh right

2016?