You haven't had hot dogs at a carnival?

*shrugs*
maybe I'm in the mood for carnival food

You've never tried roasted child with some ketchup? If you cook them right they taste just like hot dogs

I'm honestly just trying to stay out of the arguments bc these are getting vicious as fuck. I'm mostly here to attempt to cheer someone up

The only way you'll be talked into having kids is with ketchup

With pleasure

Who's the jackass down voting everything you say?

It literally did in the picture

I missed this meme

It didn't help that my computer broke and I lost an entire essay a weekend before the draft was due

By sucking at it

*applauds*

And from the looks of things, just as hatred as well