What if He asks you, "how was hell?"

You can sing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"

When they are like this they are at their most docile and least likely to sting. They are gorged on honey and they have no hive to protect. They are just resting while they send out scouts to look for a place to build a hive.

I was once lab partners with a bilingual girl. When she spoke on the phone to her bilingual relatives she might rattle off a conversation in Spanish, then get a a phrase like "graphing calculator" and switch to English, then reach another phrase and pop back over to Spanish. She could just flip flop without missing a beat.

Real horrorshow

Actually, you should consider putting your child on a "spaced-out" schedule. Vaccines may not cause autism, but they're still full of toxins, and those can be hard on a little baby all at once. The anti-vaxxer movement has made it look like all criticism of vaccines is conspiracy theory nonsense.

She should join forces with Linda.

"What did your father say he was going to get from the store the day he left?"

In Soviet Russia, laws of physics obey you.

I get this a lot. When I tell people I'm an engineer they're all like, "oh that's so great to see a woman in the engineering field! You're going to have so many employment options!" I don't mind those comments, but it got to the point where if they didn't make a big deal out of my gender I got disappointed, which was stupid. I'd been treated like a special little snowflake for so long that I started to feel like a special little snowflake, even though the logical part of my brain knew that wasn't true. Moral of the story, if you make these sorts of comments to people, be prepared for them to start thinking that they're special just for being a woman or whatever.

Did Ken M start this petition?

"I was told immediately that 'they' would never allow it."

Humphrey Bogart

My roommate, her dad, and her granddad all share the same birthday all 20 years apart.

Fortune cookies

Curse you social skills!