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eternaluday

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iggy azalea is stuck in my head someone kill me 6 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
The cup thing also doesn't work with bottles or straws. Once when my brother was young we went to McDonalds, and he got a drink. But he didn't know how to drink with a straw, so he tipped the cup upside down and tried to drink. You can guess what happened.
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Proper time management 13 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Teacher #1: Pack up when I say pack up.
*30 seconds left of class* Okay pick up 30 pieces of paper*
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Teacher #2: Why are you late? You get a detention at recess.
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Teacher #3: Why didn't you finish your recess at the proper time. Detention at lunch!
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Teacher #4: Why didn't you go to the toilet at lunch? Stay behind after school.
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Scumbag teeth 5 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Mountain: requires TNT to break
Gets eroded by wind over thousands of years
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Design like a pro! 3 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Again this is from an imgur user but atleast you didn't take credit for it
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Shower thoughts on blurred backgrounds make them seem deeper! 10 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
From this one in fact: http://imgur.com/gallery/s9Eb3hF
The user who posted it was imgur user "ANewBadlyPhotoshoppedPhotoofMichaelCeraEveryday"
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Shower thoughts on blurred backgrounds make them seem deeper! 10 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
It's obviously from a different site and was reposted here
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I wonder how she'd react to Capaldi's Doctor 9 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
But Smith was after Tennant???
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Biceps are "gooder," education is "worser" 13 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Or... OR... It might just be a joke
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Wish I was there 12 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
The scorch trials was only very loosely based on the book. They removed oh so many things. But it definitely looks like a seperate movie to the first one because of all the civilisation and guns
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Treasure Planet, That Underrated Disney Movie... And Let's Admit That Jim Hawkins 17 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
The rest of the title said Jim Hawkins' haircut was the best... How do I know this? It was on 9g. Funsubstance admins using guest bots confirmed
This is quite true 5 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
It still contains nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide... You get the picture
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We're onto u 5 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
What about if you need to find out what it was that you searched up last night but oh... no history.
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We're onto u 5 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Or when you search up really dumb questions and you don't want anyone to know how dumb you are
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Tree burning from a lightning strike 9 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
No, it's actually wood.
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What happens when you replace weapons with thumbs-ups 14 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Wait I thought batman didn't use guns?
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The future is now! 17 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
U srs brah?
Beeeer 4 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Wow the definition of tryharding
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Ah, the wonderful brain 16 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
I love nightmares because the feeling after you wake up is the best thing ever
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Admit it, you sang this too 8 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Also this is impossible not to sing your mind.
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Admit it, you sang this too 8 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
me: but why?
brain: you gotta
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Reading music 12 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
I was once part of a school band where I played percussion. I was 6 years old and it was the first time playing. My only part was a single triangle note at the end of the song. Good times.
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Lightning strikes 11 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
That's just a saying... in reality lightning takes the path of least resistance, so it would hit the highest thing and most conductive thing many more times than any thing else nearby.
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Boss finally delivers 9 comments
eternaluday · 10 years ago
Atleast they're in a packet. Now imagine if had them balancing on the edges of the desk. Without a packet.
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