I love how the doggo sees the bird coming and then unnecessarily moves out of the way.

Guess I'm a true neutral evil? What's wrong with steak fries :((

Looks more like they merged an existing construction with a new one? I'm not sure

I was genuinely confused until I saw the tag above the title

Oof, in Croatian it's "škrga“ - pronounced shkr-gah (the r is hard). It's a good example of how sometimes we use an r as a vowel, and there are many words that are all consonants (mostly 3-letter) that implement that.

Egg on pizza is great, and for some reason I also love having a glass of cold milk on the side. People look at me weird when I say this and I haven't come across anyone who likes it as well :/

In Croatian, curse is "kletva". Another similar word is "zakletva" which means oath.

I found a translation on reddit in case anyone was wondering: (also these are really simplified)
> friendship
ziggurat
hate sex
feel good
Gilgamesh
hate life
> sex

Croatian: krumpir
The word originates from variants of the German "Grundbirne" which literally means "ground pear"

Username does not check out :(

I liked triss better but just for the sake of loyalty i picked yennefer

I was probably like 2 when i had my first sip of alcohol, slav parents really do be wild sometimes

I was having a fun time looking at memes before bed and now I'm crying myself to sleep just from that :(

Oh my god, I actually never saw the smaller dog behind them until now.

Tomight we dine in the morning.

Ohh these have been around for a long time, my grandma has tons of them, they were my favourite glasses when I was little

How did I miss that?!?!?!? I was born on that date so I was 6969 days old too :((

What happens if you answer no to 'do you plan to complete your college education'? Would they accept your application nonetheless? And why is that question even there?

Hmmm

Escher's dream car

You mean the best angle

Same energy as peanut butter baby

How do you fail a blood test