f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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The swanfather 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 13 hours ago
It isn't in their nature to fly to warmer countries. The reason they're brough elsewhere is that they potentially get trapped by ice in their sleep. In that case they can't free themselves and so they starve. The pond where they're brought to gets manipulated to stay ice free all winter, plus they have a hut, hay and loads of food
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The swanfather 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 15 hours ago
If they would be flying away, there wouldn't be the need to bring them to winter safety.
Plus, being the heaviest flying bird in the world, the swan needs lots of space to start, which they prevent with their boats.
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Tea at my place? Bring your mustache 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 21 hours ago
It's not so much about keeping the ol' stache dry, it was invented to avoid the beard oil messing up the tea
Spiral treetop walkway, denmark 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 21 hours ago
Alright. Am I the only one thinking of speeding this down on a bike?
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The swanfather 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 21 hours ago
Some more facts: The job of the swan father is the oldest public job in Hamburgs existance, the first guy took the position in 1674. On top, it's the safest job, no swan father ever got fired.
There is a law against insulting the swans of Hamburg.
The swans of Hamburg are pretty famous and Hamburg used to give them away as presents. When the NY central park was opened to public, Hamburg gifted them with a dozen swans or so, most of them died eating rat poison.
To spell the dudes name on a non-german keyboard, you use Alt+225 for the last letter.
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"BLEEP!" 1 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
OMG, I really thought this is my dog for a second!
Indian nicholas cage 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
That's more like Indian Earl :)
Never forget 11 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Austria: Hitler was Austrian, Mozart wasn't.
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Mother puts her life on the line to protect her baby 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
I actually am. I just can't stand this heroism, where garbage men, zookeepers or moms are celebrated in the most hokey way possible for fucking doing their job. Plus what @hatawa says.
I can't think of a title, goddamnit 15 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Genetical Bromance
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she still loves it to sit there :3 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Not a surprise, those cardigans look extra cosy!
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Left or right? 16 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
American beer, pathetic...
A belly dancer entertains British troops in Cyprus, 1964 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 4 days ago
Spot the gay dude
Mother puts her life on the line to protect her baby 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Oh, and just for the sake of realism, she didn't put "her life on line". It's almost impossible to find evidence for somebody being killed by the impact of hail, despite of the storm in Bangladesh 1986, where the hailstorm reached Grapefruit size and killed dozens of people. This woman suffered a few bruises.
Mother puts her life on the line to protect her baby 19 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 5 days ago
Hm. And what else was she expected to do?
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Fairytale finds in Germany 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Actually, it was vice versa;)
I tried the google meme and well.... 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Throws what?? What does he throw? And you're looking your Indian friend in the what? This is leaving me with so many questions, actually
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Bora Bora is a paradise 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
I should be blushing, yet, I'm rolling eyes
Bora Bora is a paradise 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Don't know, for me, paradise needs more than a beach and huts in the ocean...
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Tinker Bell from Peter Pan Cosplay 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Steampunk: the thing that happened when goths discovered that brown exists.
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The real reason that p*rn is unrealistic. 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
?? It's only two: Yes sir.
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Ufc be like 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Is that...a queer swinger party?
My first tattoo! 9 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Well done!
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One of the only things that we can agree on 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
In Germany. Whatever that means.
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One of the only things that we can agree on 8 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
It's world dog day!!
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