f__kyeahhamburg

f__kyeahhamburg


The guy who's telling the most inappropriate jokes at the most unconvenient time

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Karma strikes back 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 hour ago
Worst sort of surprise buttsex
I'd cross that 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 day ago
Even pedestrian bridges are shit nowadays and thaousands of yaers of engineering should have led to better results, don't you think?
Diet coke 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
The human body can not distinguish sugar from sweeteners.
All your body is recognising is that something sweet is coming in, which causes the body to produce insulin. If you're drinking diet products, there is zero sugar input, but a pretty massive insulin output, which makes your body hypoglycemic, which then raises your need for sugar intake, so you start craving for candy, white flour products and so on.
People need to stop considering soda as a beverage. It's candy! So if you're thirsty, go for water, it worked with mankind about 100000 years.
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What's wrong with dancing? 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
S.s.s.s....A.a.a.a...F.f.f.f
What's wrong with dancing? 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
One of my favorite scenes from that show, love it
This cant be unseen 12 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
What about stopping to find excuses for people being fat?
I'd cross that 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
Meanwhile we have learned to construct bridges from concrete, and they last like 10 years
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An Island to Oneself, Canada 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
Because fuck people, that's why.
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say something, good/bad idc 14 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 2 days ago
Are you looking sad or bored?
To my battle buddies. Sorry in comments.. 17 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Keep it up, Buddy. Happy to see you're still rocking it!
Yearbook 4 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
6 out of 8 last names in that column are German, amazing.
*explosion in background* *walking away* 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Steam driven kitteh
Happiness 40 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
Sleep
Me and my p*ssy 6 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 3 days ago
What a sweet little pussy, love how the pink shows in all that fur. XD
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Time for a new design team 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
You had one job. And you rocked it!
Weirdest reaction video title I've read 33 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
This reminds me of the joke where this guy was drowning in a lake, praying for god to help him. One after the other, three fishermen came across, offering to recue him and take him home in their boats. He refuses stating that god is gonna safe him and whan he dies and enters heaven, he complains about not being saved in the lake and god says 'What do you mean, I sent you three fishermen'
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Best advice 2 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
How did he recieve the facial?
I wonder if this look will catch on? 10 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 6 days ago
Can o' beans, dirty sock, spoon and painted stick agree
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Corporate-sponsored public shower 7 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
I'm so happy I'm not the only one recognising the creep
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Do it! 26 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Well, in my case...
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Horse in the cinema 3 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
It's a bank, not a cinema
One of the "sick" jokes James Gunn Made 13 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Paople saying that laughing is the best medicine obviously never had diarrhea
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When she's smoking hot, single, 30, no kids or baggage 5 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
Or she's what we in Europe call a normal woman.
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10 times! 77 comments
f__kyeahhamburg · 1 week ago
I drink and a couple more days of your finest Asian Hispanic sauce.
What??
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