You can choose.
I am going to have good food, and then my lesbian friend is gonna kick my ass in Rainbow Six: Vegas 2, because I literally don't care a bit about whether she likes dick.

Do you think he hasn't?

He's actually trying to look out for you.
You're completely vulnerable when you are sleeping or shitting, so he's watching your six like you watch his.

Jace all the way

I'd like to see snipers teams and combat troops hunt poachers down. See how they like being ambushed by better men with better weapons, training, intel, and souls.
Hell, I'd volunteer to be one of those men.

Those are soccer players, not men.

I know that feel. I really hope my career choice turns out to be more interesting than videogames

I don't see what's wrong with this image?