I guess you could say Loki was...
*puts on sunglasses*
Thirsty for some Thor('s drink)
....that was so bad...

I'll never understand people who say books are boring, like excuse me? Books are like full length movies in your head except you get to imagine how everything looks

Is it bad that I actually thought this was normal when I first looked at it?

It took me too long to solve that

When your crush catches you staring at them for the 5th time

We all knew that captain Li Shang was gay....or...at least I knew...well...hoped...

Ooooooo, he told your ass!

They look like one is about to propose like "will you be my snail?" "Of course!"

I...I don't think...I want to go that fast...

Vroom vroom motherfucka

I've told this joke to lots of English teachers and as a result I'm known as the kid who tells complicated but funny jokes

This is why your parents are so disappointed in you robert

How it feels to take a nap while having earphones in.

I might just have to go to China to confirm this.

Lucky, I always get stuck with this ugly one...oh wait....

Oh thanks, not like I didn't cry enough at the book..and the movie...and all the fanfiction...