I refer to every one of my male friends as "boy." Well, my black friend of a few years finally looked at me and said "You know calling me boy is kinda racist, right?" And I'm like wut.
"Yeah, white men that looked down on blacks called them boys. Now I'm cool with you calling me that, but I just didn't want you to accidentally say that to a triggered brother."
That's the story how I was accidentally racist

Listening to your mom is good. She'll let you be brutal when your chores are done =3

SAD FACT:
Frankie Munez has suffered so many seizures and concussions that he doesn't remember being on Malcom in the middle
EDIT: https://youtu.be/P72jXc9CUAs

This is from a commercial but I can't remember what
EDIT: I found it! https://youtu.be/LdUSpiC8MsU

It's supposed to be an euphemism about how they ride the devils dick. Talking about witches riding broomstick was supposed to be an insult to them

It was on the spot right? I can't think of the term, but I'm sure Eminem could throw some real shade if he spent time on it like he does to all his other stuff
Edit: FREESTYLE
took me 3 damn days to remember

I know a girl like this

they say that
TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

Do not throw the holy hand grenade unless you count to 3. Three shalt be the counting if the number and the number shalt be 3. 5 is right out

Or he's a swimmer or wrestler

Why to people always blame the other person? There's a chance they didn't know. Blame your person because they made the decision to cheat on you

Fucking beautiful

I hooked by two friends up in 8th grade and they married after they graduated college. They're still married

Shibas are so small. Just pick em up. That's what I did to mine when he wouldn't move

I'm googling this so I can watch it