"What exactly do you do?"
"Well, I buttle, sir."

I FEEL IT IN MY BONES

I appreciate you trying, G, but I'm throwing my chances with tinder haha

Lol not everyone who gets along in here needs to be shipped XD

Tim and I are just friends

Cargo is so useful. It's think and protects your skin, all the deep pockets, and it's loose enough so you're not sweating too badly

That's true
But then the smell would give it away

There we go
*thumbs up*

Metaphor isn't the right word for this situation