I never had any issues with cats. All the ones I've raised I've taught them tricks and desired behaviors with little effort

Everybody clap your hands!

Why is he square if they are round?

Garrus is my waifu

I didn't realize I wanted this until now

What good piggus

I judge people by how their pets react to them. I've seen a cute dog being walked by a couple and they said I could pet it. The man accidentally dropped his phone and yelled FUCK and the dog flinched with it's tail between its legs and immediately laid down. Seeing the phone undamaged, the moment of anger vanished and he acted like nothing happened. I shared a look with the woman, thanked them for letting me pet their dog, and left

That's really amazing

"I've said it before, Snape, and I'll say it again. You always have been and you always will be...a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Because YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

Black ice is the most dangerous

That's horrible

At my school we shared recorders so we had special bits of cloth soaked in rubbing alcohol and they taught us how to clean them before and after use

Death my not be a punishment, but how they kill you is

Scaley hose

ASHLEY KETCHADORIAN

Halo Reach!!