I go to the store. No compliments
Arrive to work on time. No compliments
Where are my compliments?

Someone give the number to Israel. I want a cloud!

Banning memes is like the Prohibition era. No one gives a fuck

You know, he makes a good point

SHATK WEEK IS ALMOST HERE

A cat or dog.

Higher than the streets and I know it's my time to go

Oh shit I remember this. This is when they fought the Rowdyruff Boys. They kicked so much ass, but the girls literally flirted and kissed them on their cheeks and boom. Powerpuff girls win

He bought all the plastic balls left at Toys R Us and put it in his house so his pup could play in it

He went so fast that he broke the sound barrier and his skin burnt

That game was fun u til you ran out of free tries. You have no choice but to use real money on it and I refuse

Good thing I'm no longer a tree. I just avoided an awkward situation

FUN FACT:
Josh Hutcherson (from the Hunger Games triliogy) voices Marco (boy in the first picture) when he was younger. To get the sound effects of Marco sloppily eating his breakfast, the director had Josh eat real food and slurp a water bottle with his mouth full of food

Did yall know the Electric Slide is about a vibrator?

Dinosaurs *were better

I'd choose the fall path

Remember the episode of Captain Planet where they talked about drug addiction and AIDS and the drug addict kid was the main girls cousin and he got her hooked and the cousin died