Felman87

felman87


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Defeating the patriarchy  7 comments
felman87 · 17 hours ago
It's a troll account.
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Appreciate your parents 3 comments
felman87 · 20 hours ago
Is the dad the MVP in this? Where's the "you da real MVP"?
See you in 20 years 1 comments
felman87 · 1 day ago
19 years later. I'd know, I was born the year 4 was released.
Worst date 4 comments
felman87 · 2 days ago
"They always stand me up."
People performing public services are the real MVPs 8 comments
felman87 · 2 days ago
I worked in Wal-Mart for 3 months during the holiday season in 2012. Holy fuck did that make me respect those workers more. I went insane from how much bullshit you have to take, not just from management but from customers. I don't understand how anyone can survive that.
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All written on a typewritter 3 comments
felman87 · 2 days ago
typewritter
He the boss 35 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
Except she didn't. She was the one being blackmailed when this photo got into the hands of a scammer.
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Please be a pattern 21 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
I have no idea why OP wants this to be a pattern when you won't even be alive to see it. Why not hope for something better in the future, more permanent?
Please be a pattern 21 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
At least they'll be able to see the gators fight over your dead corpse.
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YouTube again 13 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
You can swear as much as you like (for the most part) it's just advertisers are averse to it. It'll stay up, you just won't make money from ads. If you want to make the big money on youtube, Patreon is the way to go.
You thought you were something , didn't you 5 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
Hopefully you'll learn to crop within the next 50 years.
Beautiful 4 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
There's so much black in this photo that the police felt threatened and shot it.
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When you fire your social media person 4 comments
felman87 · 3 days ago
If you change the password, you get logged out on all other devices. So how is this conversation happening?
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Releax 7 comments
felman87 · 4 days ago
Releax. Hard to spell a word that's right there in the pic.
Can we all agree on this? This would be better for everyone 4 comments
felman87 · 5 days ago
I'll be honest, I don't know what the Wars Fandom truly wants. I like new stuff so I thought Force Awakens was far too safe though it feels kind of Lucas-y in how he wanted the prequels to kind of rhyme with the original series. From what I've heard of the Extended Universe, that's kind of how it was. But I guess I want new stuff because I'm indifferent to the series, whereas when it comes to Marvel movies, I just want more of it, don't care what it is as long as it's not Inhumans bad. I found joy in even the crap, like Origins Wolverine, so you have to try pretty hard for me not to like something.
Touching 5 comments
felman87 · 5 days ago
He's repressed those incestual memories.
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No more eating beans at work 3 comments
felman87 · 5 days ago
Won't they think that you have a terrible bout of gas?
'MURICA!!! 5 comments
felman87 · 5 days ago
I can't wait that long. 2020.
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Awesome matches life hack 12 comments
felman87 · 5 days ago
What an awesome life hack. Now I won't have to bother finding an "anywhere" for my strike anywhere matches. Thanks OP.
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Deepest friendzone 5 comments
felman87 · 5 days ago
A woman gives me nude photos of herself. Oh woe is me. Makes me wonder if this dude regularly sends his dick to his friends and asks for input on how they look.
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Hey its your boy lil d*ck!! 3 comments
felman87 · 6 days ago
I think the marker in that person's hand gives it away. Joke would work if it was just the dude's face though.
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Go big and go home 11 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
That or maybe this guy is just an asshole. Just because you teach something doesn't mean it sticks to some.
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Completely worth it 4 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
Oh wow, I remember seeing this like 3 years ago. So that makes 6 years then?
How & why 4 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
How? With Equipment. Why? Because it's fun.
A day to remember 6 comments
felman87 · 1 week ago
He's as equally happy at his plans blowing up as she is that her father somehow keeps such keen tabs on her that's he's got a fully equipped jet on standby, just in case.
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