Felman87

felman87


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She is gonna win if there's a sleeping contest 1 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
"She is gonna win if there's a sleeping contest" Because she's already asleep?
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Some stale bread, leftover pasta sauce, cheese, and I'm good 11 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Throw some oregano and olive oil on that, it becomes something special
Real Mario Kart 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
You do know that Go Kart is a thing, right? Like, it exists and before Mario Kart. Where do you think they got the idea from?
I fell 23 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Don't. Put. The. Punch. Line. In. The. Title.
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Still funny 2 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
My father criticized my watching "cartoons" in my teens because those were for children. He also didn't want me watching most of the stuff on Comedy Central nor Conan O'Brian because their humor wasn't appropriate. I needed to watch things for my age but not shows targeting my age group. Mormonism is a helluva drug.
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ZUCSUCKOC 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Wouldn't robots know what the internet is?
Sign me up! 7 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Throw in Google Fiber and I'm in. That's pretty much 32k going straight into the bank (with a bit for video games)
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Slow down 9 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
My brother's dog escapes constantly in the summer. The warm weather along with rain makes the ground soft to dig at, so he just digs under the fence. It's quite annoying. And he has a big backyard, so it's not like the dog is cramped.
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Not the time, Erik 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
First Class. The dialogue isn't in it though.
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Point proven 28 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
How do you differentiate the trolls from the real?
tony 15 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Does he want to be famous. Legit question, does he want to be recognized for what he's done. Because, from what I've seen, being well-known after a traumatic event like this tends to attract crazies as well, people who harass and belittle you over what you've been through.
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Ripe 1 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Ripe?
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Multiverse is true 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
4th significant other in a month? I have a hard enough time just trying to get a date period
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Someone give him a trophy not medal. ***ing genius 7 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
"***ing genius" Assing genius?
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The Old Colony Building, Chicago. Built 1893, power washed 2009 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I know. A simple before and after would do just fine.
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Being happy is like 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Why do people distort the image like this? Why do we need one of two sentences in the pic to be outlined? What audience do you have that, unless you put things in drunk-o-vision and highlight it that they'll just bugger off elsewhere because two sentences is just an insane amount of reading to them
Throw it back 3 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Hey title, don't put the punchline in yourself.
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Don't follow the crowd 5 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
We're all like this. We like a good underdog story, rising to success from nothing, overcoming adversary when everyone is against you.
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rejection 29 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
Yeah, if there's one thing we know about society, it's that fat women just have it so damn easy. You know, those fat guys should ask out those fat women. Then maybe they wouldn't be rejected. I mean, since they want to be loved for who they are, not their appearance and all.
Revenge 28 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
I feel really sorry. Not for the cheater but for the poor worker who had to clean that up
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Some hate 11 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
It's actually pretty smart marketing-wise. An otherwise unmemorable shirt now has a hook to it. Those who look at the tag will read it, have a laugh and associate positive feelings with the shirt and brand. Granted, that joke will only work well in places that have a low opinion of the president but it's France so hardly any risk of a backlash.
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Legend say the door remained open until today 4 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
He's remarkably calm and patient after finding the residence of the guy who his wife cheated on him with.
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Humans will go extinct 6 comments
felman87 · 6 years ago
If only human and mice weren't so similar, we could avoid this fate. (Also, scientists really don't extrapolate using this data because that would be retarded).
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-mouse-utopias-1960s-led-grim-predictions-humans-180954423/
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