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Think about it 11 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Sounds like my 4th of July. We had 8 fires in 2.5 hrs, luckily most of them were small and no one was hurt. And of course we got called to the same house twice because the idiots didn't learn their lesson the first time.
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Think about it 11 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Or when you are in one and you get all the calls to stand-by
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
While continuing the breathing steps you many now bring whichever hand you desire to your chin and scratch meaningfully while simultaneously pondering any and all questions known to humanity. This may continue as long as your leg muscles so desire.
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Psst just do a squat
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
This next part is tricky so stay with me. While keeping your back straight and looking forward you need to bend your knees slightly. Next you will need to contract and gradually relax the following muscles: Gluteus Maximus, Biceps Femoris, Semimembranosus and Semitendinosus. When you have reached the desired altitude lock the aforementioned muscles in place along with the following muscles: Sartorius, Rectus Femoris, and Vastus Lateralis.
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Then relax momentarily before inhaling again. Feel free to place arms in a position of comfort; such as hanging loosely at sides, in your pockets, or falling gently from in front of your chest down to your sides and outstretched again as if one is meditating.
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Pause a few seconds and then exhale in a slow controlled manner through your nasal passage if possible. If nasal passage is not possible, purse your lips together to create a small opening, thus somewhat imitating the nasal passage opening.
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Well the first step is to inhale deeply
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Asking the real questions 19 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
This sounds serious.. maybe we should all just take a deep breathe and sit down and think about this...
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Inspired by true events 7 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
I don't see a difference in the chair size. The arm rests look the same height to me.
Little mermaid might be a sexual predator 4 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
The ones that are her bra are her best friends.
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Sure... 25 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
I am not sure what you mean? I started working as an EMT when I was 16, is that what you are asking?
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Some tips on sleep 3 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Sleep, or lack thereof, will be the death of me...
Asian 17 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
What the hell is that?! Flimsy flip flop my ass! My parents took a freaking wooden spatula or willow branch to my ass if I misbehaved!
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Thank you, jackie 10 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Then do your best tomorrow. Go for 5 hour nap!
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Can you come up with some of your own? 21 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Sorry it cut the rest of my message out haha, I was gonna say that one made it on the local news in my town
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Can you come up with some of your own? 21 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto sneeze in public. Dudes be telling her 'bless you'. She already blessed, she got me.
Safety first! 7 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
We call them brain buckets
Wooooow 7 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
FIRE IS... wait.. I.. umm.. huh.. I need to rethink my life...
Just like how a king would 3 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
What a waste! Can't believe they waste that whole 30% not being put to good use..
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Time to find a new cheese steak place 4 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Hell no don't stop! Keep going, soon they will start giving you discounts!
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Tinder B*tch vs. Sleazy Tinder Guy 6 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
It's true, internet has spoken
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True or Not? 10 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
True. All the bad ones are grouped together in prisons. All the good ones are spread over the world.
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The brilliant minimum wage machine 30 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Yes, but when I was a waiter I made alot more than minimum wage
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Uh oh 4 comments
fire_is_hot · 6 years ago
Oops, that's a little hot
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