well no to sound me own horn but I think I fit that bill!!!! except I'm fat and ugly lol :D

8....always ...8

IT'S A BAP

Gorgeous btw

My goober looks like his dad lol

I don't get it???

Why did I hear that in Steve irwins voice??

That's Kelly from dance moms hair cut and the caption couldn't be more accurate if it tried

Now all we need is a video of the aftermath being cut out of the door by the fire brigade

Swap lawful neutral and lawful evil then it's perfect lol

Try shaving areolas!!! Fuckin hurts when that nicks

Cos I need you body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away and I love you whether it's wrong or right and though I can't be with you tonight just know that I'll be by your side

This is literally me right now!!! I'm so big and probably look ridiculous on my bike, it makes me so self conscious. But I push through even though I know all the arseholes who see me are laughing their tits off

Do I wear my moustache below the nostrils or above the nostrils??

Well my dog bites my knee to say hello! Pretty unique I think

How I wanna go!