Flowerkiller

flowerkiller


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Ha! Get rekt 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Thank you.
Ha! Get rekt 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Where is this from?
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Ratted on him 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Chick-fil-A is closed on sundays.
We need to show you love mama 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
It’s like we gain a hyper sensitivity to baby sounds (and smells...I could smell a dirty diaper behind a closed door).
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Bro 6 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I love how the first person was angered about gender and didn’t even stop to enjoy how many jokes you could make about bronuts.
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Best view 1 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Aren’t golden retrievers bird dogs?
1 night of trapping spiders with glue 23 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
It’s glue. They just walk over it and get stuck.
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Eating children 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
It’s called balut.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)
Still...gross.
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Eating children 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
An unfertilized egg is not a child.
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Inspiring words 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Don’t dead, open inside
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Artist problems- mother edition 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Oh yes, this is real. The autocorrect was hilarious.
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Artist problems- mother edition 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
When your mom likes NSFW and you can draw.....as I’m posting this, she is still sending me advice on the dick picture I sent after the baby one.
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Smart doggo. They're evolving 2 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Someone better give that good boy some treats
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Looks weird reversed 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Gotta admit, she held onto that drink like a pro.
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I'm terrified 5 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Where did it come from though?
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Tom Holland is Hades 24 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
That’s be like 75% of the characters.
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Met gala 2018 smh 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Just imagine if they chose another religion or culture. Riots.
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We need more people like these 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Mash em up, put them in a stew.
We need more people like these 4 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I read tomatoes like Sam for LOTR explaining potatoes to Gollum.
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Biathlon 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
But if someone could do it, I’d watch just to see how. That’s be impressive.
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You're not officially old until you only buy foods based on them being on sale 12 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
It’s called having to pay for it yourself.
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Biathlon 9 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I didn’t even consider the scissor lesbian thing. I just thought ‘scissors are hella dangerous to run with’
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They still make laugh at me because of that 10 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
I’ve known some engineers. They’d do it just to fuck with people.
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They still make laugh at me because of that 10 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Can’t you just imagine a wild pug?
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A frickin’ elephant 3 comments
flowerkiller · 5 years ago
Bless them children
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