Lordy lordy I woke up to get me a cold pop... and it smelt like somebody was barbcuing

Do you guys not get paid by the hour then?

Why would you roll the window down? To ask if she was working or what?

Incredibly freaky!

I'm sure a female burlesque house has heard the word god more than a church.

There's usually a couple sheets of plywood up around our tanks, and chains on those tires for winter.

Looks like his shorts are pulled down too far.

Its like the crazy lunch lady trying to feed the kids with nut allergies.

He's crowning.

Burn!

Dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats.

What would norton do for her back? Its not a cure for hepatitis is it?

Out, out brief candle. Life's but a walking shadow. A poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more.

How do you get a deal on making a bus stop look like a happy meal?

Did he mean prevent nutella disaster?

What a wild mushroom trip.

Couldve been a caption on the bottom of the screen maybe?

I'm doing this tomorrow before my son is too big!