flyingoctopus

flyingoctopus


Holy Testicles!
I can write on this!

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Whata wrong? 2 comments
flyingoctopus · a moment ago
Poor Mario, The mushroom won't work on his dick.
Smooth af 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 38 minutes ago
He threw his towel behind his back and it landed on someones shoulder perfectly. It's closer to the start of the gif.
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Wowee, Itsa Me 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 40 minutes ago
We can't make fun of him. His dad's a lawyer and he'll sue.
monster 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 48 minutes ago
Metal as fuck.
Poor Grim 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 57 minutes ago
Jamaican Grim is better.
*smirks* 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 57 minutes ago
Groovy
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Subtle 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
Shit, yeah!
What are you doing Carl 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
That's when they knew Carl may not be all that he seemed.
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Poor beans 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
I have to eliminate the threat
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Dark souls player in real life 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
Spamming dodge really does work out
Merica! 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
FREEDOM!
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Extra point 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
RIP life
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*smirks* 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 hour ago
What episode/show is this?
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Good guys saturn & jupiter! 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
we got chu fam
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How friends should always be 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
The Safety Dance- Men Without Hats right?
Shock & Awe 25 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
Woah, I found one of mine on random.
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So this is how one goes to hell 27 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
A fucking zoo and zebras to put in the zoo
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Just another Spider-Man fact 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 14 hours ago
IF YOU HAVE SEX YOU"LL DIE! ABSTINENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My heart is crying 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 15 hours ago
Damn ninjas! I wish they'd stop cutting their onions in my room!
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Aliens are real 7 comments
flyingoctopus · 15 hours ago
What if black = like?
Bamboozled 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 15 hours ago
With screenshots? Because I can try. Otherwise I could just make a text post.
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right corner 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 22 hours ago
Ronnie you sly dog.
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Bamboozled 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 23 hours ago
I have honestly seen people having sex on Roblox. It went something like this. "I stick my pee pee in the but" "rap you" "kicks out of car" "come on face" It fucking cracked me up. They're like 10 and trying to dodge the chat filter lmao!
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That's the kind of hard working employee we want 2 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
Alcohol poisoning knows no bounds
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Wow, so much disrespect 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 1 day ago
*Curb your enthusiasm theme*