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flyingoctopus


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How to easily attract girls 14 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Use a pussy to attract more pussy, smart.
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Better than Tom 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Forget Gilbert Gottfried... Gilbert Gotroasted!
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Don't disrespect the workers 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
As someone who works in a supermarket. It doesn't work.
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Don't disrespect the workers 9 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Why do people yell at workers who are just trying to do their job? Do they expect special treatment? Do they think yelling is going to make the item that is out of stock magically appear?
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Prayers for the man 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yeouch poor dude.
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Found 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Time travel threeway
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Found 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Isn't that the one with the lovechild of Daniel Tosh, Bill Nye, and Justin Trudeau?
The difference between girls and boys 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Hey, the plastic donk relieves stress! Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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He's at your door 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The lord has arrived.
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Slinky little sand lizard disappears in an instant 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
The stealthiest of stealth boiiis
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Dobby thanks master for the BBQ 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Master has given Dobby a porkchop! Dobby is free!
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It's the prize 4 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
UPS on a good day.
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Is it true? 12 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Yeah. I do that too.
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Nice 6 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Nice.
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I hope you're cozy in there you piece of shit 17 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Just get a toothpick or pen or something thin/small. I could lend my dick if they need it.
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Meteorite NWA 11119: 4.56 billion years old. Older than the earth itself 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Ohhh you meant like find out how old it is...My dumbass thought you meant takig it out for a steak dinner tonight...
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how can a faceless face express such a mood 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
His face speaks volumes.
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Crazy dude 5 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Hey... Is that... A child?!
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Meteorite NWA 11119: 4.56 billion years old. Older than the earth itself 18 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
My Mum's only about 49-50ish.
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Build your own man 1 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
There we have. The best, most powerful man in existence
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Dog 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
And pavlova, L&P, Edward Hillary (words greatest mountain climbing android), South Auckland.
Weirdest reaction video title I've read 33 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I mean sure, religion is somewhat important. But when it literally kills your own baby? Miiight wanna re consider what it teaches you.
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Dog 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Ahhh pavlova, the classic Kiwi invention.
Dog 11 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
Oh shit. What have you done.
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Happy Birthday to this living legend! 3 comments
flyingoctopus · 5 years ago
I'm imagining him with a sword and shield facing off against a gargantuan tumor on a cliff bridge or something.
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