How to easily attract girls 14 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
Use a pussy to attract more pussy, smart.
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Better than Tom 5 comments
Don't disrespect the workers 9 comments
Don't disrespect the workers 9 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
Why do people yell at workers who are just trying to do their job? Do they expect special treatment? Do they think yelling is going to make the item that is out of stock magically appear?
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Found 6 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
Isn't that the one with the lovechild of Daniel Tosh, Bill Nye, and Justin Trudeau?
The difference between girls and boys 3 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
Hey, the plastic donk relieves stress! Don't knock it till you've tried it.
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Dobby thanks master for the BBQ 3 comments
I hope you're cozy in there you piece of shit 17 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
Just get a toothpick or pen or something thin/small. I could lend my dick if they need it.
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Meteorite NWA 11119: 4.56 billion years old. Older than the earth itself 18 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
Ohhh you meant like find out how old it is...My dumbass thought you meant takig it out for a steak dinner tonight...
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how can a faceless face express such a mood 5 comments
Build your own man 1 comments
Dog 11 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
And pavlova, L&P, Edward Hillary (words greatest mountain climbing android), South Auckland.
Weirdest reaction video title I've read 33 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
I mean sure, religion is somewhat important. But when it literally kills your own baby? Miiight wanna re consider what it teaches you.
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Happy Birthday to this living legend! 3 comments
flyingoctopus
· 5 years ago
I'm imagining him with a sword and shield facing off against a gargantuan tumor on a cliff bridge or something.
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