I actually did that when registering this account, I had to ask the fs gods to help me out

Aww, poor puppy :(

He deserved sainthood

I have been a fool...

*Gordon Ramsay voice* THIS CHICKEN'S RAW

Is this young Sheldon from Big Bang Theory or just some random kid?

Cät sounds exactly the same as cat lmao

A true hero

Remember to give her lots of massages, big boobs often cause back pains

Getting hit by a Skoda Octavia on a dirt road in the beginning of summer break so you can't go with your sister to Japan because your legs are broken in three different places

This is my kink

Maybe because the existence of death removes me?

Oh no, someone swore! We better call the police!

*walks by pot*
*A FUVKING SKELETON BURSTS OUT WHAT THE FCUK*

I feel like that title is promoting slavery

So that's how it happened

What is gay juice? Like, just, crushed gays? Liquefied homosexual?

SWAT: GET ON THE GROUND
Me: do you know da wae
SWAT: *shoots me several times in the chest*