Mothers forget their kids name

My mom doesn't just forget my name when she gets upset, she just forgets my name.

My mom calls me by my brother's name when she's mad. She does it on accident. "Damn it Derek, uh Dustin!" It pisses me off.

I go through my dogs names before I get to my husbands. "Oink, uh Titan, DUSTIN! DAMNIT!"

"I named you, I can call you whatever the f**k I want." My mother's excuse